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Old 08-07-2008, 12:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil

Can't imagine what he was doing with the claw hammer but I'm not so sure I want to know either.


Police arrest naked man in window

Updated: Aug 5, 2008 04:57 PM EDT
FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.
Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.

According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.

The man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer's presence until they addressed him and still did not say anything.

Officers arrested Miller for felony Public Indecency, at which time Miller asked the officer for another chance. Officers declined and took Miller in double-locked handcuffs to the Allen County Lock-up instead.

Mr. Miller had a previous conviction for an unrelated public nudity incident.

A neighbor watching the scene, who wished to remain confidential, told police she had seen Miller walk around naked in his home with the front window and door open on several occasions. She said, "He does it 24/24. He's not right."

The neighbor also told police she doesn't appreciate that he walks around naked for all to see in her neighborhood.


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Old 08-07-2008, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Officers arrested Miller for felony Public Indecency, at which time Miller asked the officer for another chance.
Another chance to what? Get the rest of the claw hammer handle up his butt?
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