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Cindy Claveau

Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

Some things that jumped out at me:

* News.com.au seemed to feel that adjectives like "stunningly" and "chillingly" needed to be added to give the article some dramatic effect.

* When will we ever meet aliens that are actually inferior to us technologically? Why do those bastards always show up with big-ass ray guns?

* There's been a government coverup of aliens since Roswell in 1947. That means that, for 61 years, NOBODY in the government has leaked anything unless they stood to make money in a book (I'm looking at you, Phil Corso) or were just certifiably whacko (Looking at you, Bob Lazar). Not even the Mafia, with their internal code of death for snitching, has been that tight lipped. That's pretty impressive, Government People. I feel so much safer knowing you can erase memories after people are no longer of any use to you.

*Why don't aliens ever visit the terrorists?

* We have advanced light years (metaphorically speaking) in the last ten to fifteen years in the science of forensics. Police can now extract DNA from hair fragments, analyze the source of metals and install remote monitoring cameras all over the main cities. So what happens? Those tricksy aliens land in deserted forests out in the boonies and kidnap cousin Bubba so they can stick things in his butt?

Hey, if I travelled for thousands of light years across the galaxies, I know the first thing I would want to do is probe people's poopers. And then I'd make circles in all the crops because even though I could navigate that far through deep space, I can't find my bunghole with both probiscis. Road signs would help so much.

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Sooz Pascale

DON'T get me started on this one!! You are teh EBIL Cindy.

I am absolutely fascinated by this subject, but I have no real first hand evidence. I do believe that there is a lotmore to the Roswell incident than we all know.

Sooz

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Brig McD

That was referenced here this morning Cindy

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Brodie Landar

We have all learned how abstract and out of touch astronauts can become...lisa norwak anyone???? lol Honestly there has to be something out there, this universe is just way to friggin big for us to be the only thing out here, maybe not in our system, maybe on another were the conditions are just right, but so far away that we will never know. inter-species alien/human porn some day thats not hientei maybe?? (I have no clue how to spell hientei so im sorry)

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Tya

lol i actually liked this movie



on a serious side, I do find it hard to believe that we are the only advanced species to exist in the universe. If we are, then its just a big waste of space.

Cindy Claveau

I told Cris when he created that section that no one would read it.

I don't. And my post wasn't 'scientific' anyway. I'm lampooning delusional people

@Tya: I loved "Signs". It was a very well done movie, but of course like any science fiction has so many technical holes in it I don't know where to start. Aside from the silliness about crop circles being "landmarks" for galactic travellers, there was that whole thing with how they're allergic to water. Duh, a large percentage of our atmosphere is water.

Lucifer Baphomet

Who says we're advanced

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Brodie Landar

I have an aluminum foil hat just in case the shit hits the fan, except i put some effort into it and made it look like a gladiator helmet, I wanna look cool running around with a super soaker killin' aliens ya know?

Cindy Claveau

Aw c'mon. Start

It fascinates me too, but the more I've read on it the more I realize that the human mind can convince itself of anything if it wants to badly enough.

The balloons that fell on Roswell weren't weather balloons, in my opinion, they were spy balloons sent aloft to monitor nuclear tests. That made them super-secret at a time when our paranoia over the Soviets was just starting to reach hysterical levels.

To me that explanation passes Occam's razor a lot more easily than tiny grey men who safely travelled across galaxies only to have an accident in a lightning storm.

Not that there aren't any little grey men anywhere, but I'm holding out for some real evidence before I'm convinced. I'm still waiting.

Tya

i got chills when the alien walked by, they were showing it on the tv lol. I am like, zomg could you imagine.

Tya

hey why cant i edit my status?


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Cindy Claveau

The government has erased you.

Tya

There is a series on the Sci Fi channel called Taken, and as usual, I missed the first few episodes, now I am lost.

Tya

I wish, the taxman a cometh.

Brodie Landar

this thread officially makes me want to watch the xfiles. damn that molder and scully when will they finally . or have they already?

Tya

not sure, isn't there a new xfiles movie coming out?

Cindy Claveau

Friday!!

I can hardly wait.

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Sean Gorham

If aliens really exist, they're either pretending we don't exist, laughing at us really hard, or doing their utmost to jerk us around.

Tya

I would say laughing at us.

So where is the grid really located?

Tya

i am so far behind in movies, i have yet to see Sex in the City.