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LeenaSerevi · 07-23-2008, 05:19 PM

Bent cucumbers? With prices up, EU won't bin them - Yahoo! News UK

Far too many jokes come to mind!

Trout Recreant · 07-23-2008, 05:40 PM

My cucumber got bent once. The doctor gave me some pills, and now it's back to normal.

Lexxi Gynoid · 07-23-2008, 05:54 PM

Did the pills also take care of the green color?

Trout Recreant · 07-23-2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lexxi Gynoid

Did the pills also take care of the green color?

They gave me a cream for that. I kept the bumps, though. The ladies love them.

Ewan Took · 07-23-2008, 06:35 PM

Hmm, the right decision methinks.

Cocoanut Koala · 07-23-2008, 07:11 PM

I would like to say that bent cucumbers can be very valid cucumbers.

Being bent doesn't make them any less firm or hard, or any more mushy, than any other cucumber.

And they can taste every bit as delicious - or not, depending on the individual cucumber, but that is true of all cucumbers.

Nutritionally speaking, there is absolutely no difference, and in all ways, the bent cucumber functions exactly the same as regular cucumbers.

I say, let's stop hiding our bent cucumbers! Go ahead - chop em up, put em in a salad.

coco

Wildefire Walcott · 07-23-2008, 07:18 PM

I have a fascinating story about a particular bent cuke.

Ewan Took · 07-23-2008, 07:31 PM

I agree, Coco, a bend in the right place makes them VERY valid. Shame on the EU for thinking otherwise.

Lucifer Baphomet · 07-23-2008, 07:43 PM

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07-23-2008, 05:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
LeenaSerevi Junior Member I'm Watching You! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: UK Posts: 1,904 SL Join Date: 2nd January 08 My Mood:	EU to allow bent cucumbers! Bent cucumbers? With prices up, EU won't bin them - Yahoo! News UK Far too many jokes come to mind! __________________ It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself—anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face ... was itself a punishable offense. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime ...

07-23-2008, 05:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lexxi Gynoid purrs and rolls, happy meow Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,445 Arkanoid Champion! SL Join Date: March 2007 Blog Entries: 3	Did the pills also take care of the green color? __________________ “ . . . I am bumping you to the highest rating I have ever given - 9.9“ -- Trout

07-23-2008, 06:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ewan Took Numpty Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scottish Isles Posts: 1,933 My Mood:	Hmm, the right decision methinks. __________________ "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

07-23-2008, 07:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cocoanut Koala Coco's Cottages There is no sanctuary. You may think there is, but there is not. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,398 Business: Coco's Cottages SLShopper Ads: 3 Awards: 1	I would like to say that bent cucumbers can be very valid cucumbers. Being bent doesn't make them any less firm or hard, or any more mushy, than any other cucumber. And they can taste every bit as delicious - or not, depending on the individual cucumber, but that is true of all cucumbers. Nutritionally speaking, there is absolutely no difference, and in all ways, the bent cucumber functions exactly the same as regular cucumbers. I say, let's stop hiding our bent cucumbers! Go ahead - chop em up, put em in a salad. coco __________________ Newest Addition: Freebie of the Month! 'Lil Cottage Series #8 ARABIAN NIGHTS by Shagz Anubis Pick yours up at Coco's Cottages! Rosieri 87,165,88 http://www.sluniverse.com/php/shop/s...p?product=4862

07-23-2008, 07:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Wildefire Walcott Shaven Maven Abducted by gnomes. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,753 SL Join Date: 2005.10.28 Business: Desperation Isle Estates SLShopper Ads: 4 My Mood:	I have a fascinating story about a particular bent cuke. __________________ Desperation Isle Estates: Great prices, great neighbors, great service! New Desperation Isle: The prettiest BDSM Playground and Fetish Mall in SL! Desperation Isle Productions: Scripted skyboxes for lots (and budgets) of all sizes! Wildefire Walcott's Mistressy Musings: My blog about D/s and BDSM in Second Life.

07-23-2008, 05:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Senior Member Caution - makes wide turns Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 2,289 My Mood:	My cucumber got bent once. The doctor gave me some pills, and now it's back to normal.

07-23-2008, 07:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ewan Took Numpty Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scottish Isles Posts: 1,933 My Mood:	I agree, Coco, a bend in the right place makes them VERY valid. Shame on the EU for thinking otherwise.

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