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Old 07-22-2008, 03:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Fuck Roomba, I Want!

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I. WANT.



i want nine of them. with reindeer heads.

i'll send them to the mall around christmas. they'll totally right themselves as they bounce off the shoppers, through Hallmark, over Santas elves at the photo booth...

must have.

tell their people to call my people.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Just have to go deaf for the annoyingly loud buzzing it creates.

Made me want to set it on fire. Herrrm might need some tweaking for home use.
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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my future army of robotic reindeer, that's what!

ima be like Gene Simmons in that one movie:



only my reindeers won't stabbity my neck.
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Old 07-22-2008, 08:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why is it sometimes insanely noisy and sometimes silent?
i think with the outdoor stuff it is running on some kind of small gas generator. (at least it seems like it.)

the indoor stuff is running from an electrical source. (no generator noise.)

just a guess, though.

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Guessing it had something to do with the power supply. When it was silent it was all hooked up, when it was noisy it was foot loose and fancy free.


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Old 07-22-2008, 08:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I remember this vid from several months back!...very cool indeed. I was amazed at how it recovers on the ice.

No wonder the military wants some of these....imagine being on the front line and seeing those things coming up the hill at you? dear lord...with some armor plating, the only visible targets are the legs and they are spindly and hard to shoot.
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That was fun but to me it looked like two guys with some weird thing on their heads and a buzzing noise.
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No wonder the military wants some of these....imagine being on the front line and seeing those things coming up the hill at you? dear lord...with some armor plating, the only visible targets are the legs and they are spindly and hard to shoot.


i'm already practicing with my grappling hook.
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I remember this vid from several months back!...very cool indeed. I was amazed at how it recovers on the ice.

No wonder the military wants some of these....imagine being on the front line and seeing those things coming up the hill at you? dear lord...with some armor plating, the only visible targets are the legs and they are spindly and hard to shoot.
Oh and ARMS!! It needs arms, it's gotta have arms. And hands with long fingers with sharp hooky things all over. And making that horrible noise. 1000 of them suddenly coming over the hill, running, and bucking like it did in the vid, screaming that buzzing scream, arms waving around wildly, shooting at everything that moved ....

My god, war as we know it would end overnight! What would a bunch of goat herders with 40 year old AK-47's do if they saw THAT running all crazy at them in the middle of the night??

Do this AND re-elect Ronald Reagan as President and we'd RULE THE WORLD!!!
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Solve the noise problem, dress it up something similar to the last form in The Fly, and scare the piss out of some campers in the middle of the woods at night. :> They got the legs already perfectly freaky.

I'd just about shit myself if I opened the tent and the flashlight beam caught the hind legs of this thing disappearing behind a tree 50 yards away.
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