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Old 05-20-2008, 10:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man gets court date for having sex with car

I really should stop making posts like this, I'm turning into Walker. Anyway, this randy English boy had a little too much fun.
A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car.

Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse.

The alleged offence is said to have happened near Ainsworth's home in Crannog Way, Kilwinning in February.

Ainsworth denied public indecency at Kilmarnock Sherriff Court and faces trial in August.
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Since when was Kilwinning in England??
Does Crannog Way sound English?
How about Kilmarnock?

Come on Ten, get the correct country! His name is even Callum!!
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BoingBoing had it marked Scottish, crossed out, and re-marked English. Not my fault!
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Angus Haggis McSporran from Loch Kiltoch sounds less Scottish than the names and places in the article
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I have some empathy with this young man. I know Ive been more emotional about having to scrap some of my cars than I have when faced with the end of some relationships.
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A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car.

Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse.

The alleged offence is said to have happened near Ainsworth's home in Crannog Way, Kilwinning in February.

Ainsworth denied public indecency at Kilmarnock Sherriff Court and faces trial in August.
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