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Ten · 05-20-2008, 09:05 PM

I really should stop making posts like this, I'm turning into Walker.

Anyway, this randy English boy had a little too much fun.

A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car.

Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse.

The alleged offence is said to have happened near Ainsworth's home in Crannog Way, Kilwinning in February.

Ainsworth denied public indecency at Kilmarnock Sherriff Court and faces trial in August.

Brenda Archer · 05-20-2008, 10:33 PM

This shouldn't be funny, but... seriously... some people aren't getting the concept.... LOL

Mukatsuku · 05-20-2008, 10:50 PM

Since when was Kilwinning in England??
Does Crannog Way sound English?
How about Kilmarnock?

Come on Ten, get the correct country! His name is even Callum!!

Ten · 05-20-2008, 11:17 PM

BoingBoing had it marked Scottish, crossed out, and re-marked English. Not my fault!

Mukatsuku · 05-21-2008, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ten

BoingBoing had it marked Scottish, crossed out, and re-marked English. Not my fault!

Angus Haggis McSporran from Loch Kiltoch sounds less Scottish than the names and places in the article

Ann Launay · 05-21-2008, 01:46 AM

He's pals with the lawn furniture guy, right?

Chalice Yao · 05-21-2008, 02:01 AM

Well, now we know where the Minis come from

caroline ra · 05-21-2008, 02:26 AM

I have some empathy with this young man. I know Ive been more emotional about having to scrap some of my cars than I have when faced with the end of some relationships.

bilbo99 emu · 05-21-2008, 04:49 AM

Gives a different context to 'puting a deposit on a Porche'

Alfie Demonia · 05-22-2008, 04:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQPQ9DJchc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQPQ9DJchc

This documentary is on Wednesday for all you lucky people who get channel 5!

Alfie Demonia · 05-22-2008, 04:39 PM

YouTube - Man-Car Love

Shiva Shiskabob · 05-22-2008, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ten

I really should stop making posts like this, I'm turning into Walker.

Anyway, this randy English boy had a little too much fun.

A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car.

Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse.

The alleged offence is said to have happened near Ainsworth's home in Crannog Way, Kilwinning in February.

Ainsworth denied public indecency at Kilmarnock Sherriff Court and faces trial in August.

This is yer brain:

This is yer brain on acid:

yer welcome fer th' mental image.

Alfie Demonia · 05-22-2008, 05:37 PM

No need Shiva! No Neeed!

05-20-2008, 09:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,896 SL Join Date: 10/7/2006 My Mood: Awards: 1	Man gets court date for having sex with car I really should stop making posts like this, I'm turning into Walker. Anyway, this randy English boy had a little too much fun. A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car. Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse. The alleged offence is said to have happened near Ainsworth's home in Crannog Way, Kilwinning in February. Ainsworth denied public indecency at Kilmarnock Sherriff Court and faces trial in August. __________________ Shopping Cart Disco http://www.shoppingcartdisco.com THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

05-20-2008, 10:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brenda Archer Tired Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Portland Posts: 3,436 SL Join Date: 4/28/2005 Blog Entries: 3 My Mood:	This shouldn't be funny, but... seriously... some people aren't getting the concept.... LOL __________________ Et ses mains ourdiraient les entrailles du prêtre, Au défaut d’un cordon pour étrangler les rois. - Denis Diderot

05-20-2008, 10:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mukatsuku worried homesick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 兵庫、日本 Posts: 8,762 My Mood:	Since when was Kilwinning in England?? Does Crannog Way sound English? How about Kilmarnock? Come on Ten, get the correct country! His name is even Callum!! __________________ -- My Sims Exchange - http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/Mukatsuku My Photography/Graphics Design - http://www.zedpeejay.com Meet-me wiki - http://meetme-english.wetpaint.com

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Ann Launay Neko-licious™ Like, Meow and Stuff? Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,475 SL Join Date: 8/8/06 XBOX Leaderboard: 37^th My Mood: Awards: 1	He's pals with the lawn furniture guy, right? __________________

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05-20-2008, 11:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,896 SL Join Date: 10/7/2006 My Mood: Awards: 1	BoingBoing had it marked Scottish, crossed out, and re-marked English. Not my fault!

05-21-2008, 02:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Chalice Yao The Purple Kinda at work. Somewhat. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somewhere purple, Germany Posts: 2,718 My Mood:	Well, now we know where the Minis come from

05-21-2008, 02:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
caroline ra Hell is other people MYOB Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Zummerzet Posts: 2,268 SL Join Date: Dec 2006	I have some empathy with this young man. I know Ive been more emotional about having to scrap some of my cars than I have when faced with the end of some relationships.

05-21-2008, 04:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
bilbo99 emu Senior Member Status quo Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wilts UK Posts: 659 My Mood:	Gives a different context to 'puting a deposit on a Porche'

05-22-2008, 05:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Alfie Demonia Cardi fan... hurr Holy Fuck, Chairlift! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: UK Posts: 3,705 My Mood:	No need Shiva! No Neeed!