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Old 05-05-2008, 09:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Apparently he got his own private harem and started popping Viagra like tic-tacs but that still didn't help.
Kentucky Derby champion loses his libido - Yahoo! News

TOKYO (Reuters) - The Japanese owners of former Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem are struggling to explain why the American thoroughbred has lost his libido.

Even a private harem and a limitless supply of Viagra have failed to pep up the love life of a stallion his handlers freely admit has some personal issues.

"We've tried everything," Nobuo Tsunoda, director of the prestigious Shadai Stallion Station on Japan's northern island of Hokkaido, told Reuters.

"You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up.

"It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo."

War Emblem won the 2002 Kentucky Derby but has had problems in the breeding shed since being sold to the prominent Yoshida racing family for around $17 million (8.6 million pounds) later that year.

The 2008 race takes place on Saturday and its winner can expect big fees when he goes to stud. War Emblem has been a disappointment, however.

"He's been in contact with hundreds of mares but has successfully mated with a only a tiny percentage," said Tsunoda. "We have him on male hormone injections to see it that will help."

"It's not normal," continued Tsunoda. "A normal stud would climb onto any mare he sees but not him. He's just doesn't seem to like sex anymore -- which is odd."
They're suggesting he's a bit emo. I'm thinking he's the Tom Cruise of the equine world.
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe the lady horses should try using their mouth on him.
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Maybe he doesn't like it in Japan?
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Okay Walker, I've officially graduated to "concerned" regarding all of your animal-sex posts.
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Do I post that many?

I need to check my posting history and counter the balance with more posts about good old-fashioned homosapien related deviancy instead.

Not that this post is about deviancy in any way of course. It is merely raising awareness to the plight of impotence in race horses.
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Most likely all the spontenaity is lost. You know, he has to perfrom on cue. they bring him a dame, and he's supposed to be all over her like some 17 year old virgin.

they need to take the pressure off. Let them go on long walks. Maybe take in a play and go for coffee after and discuss the subtext of the story. He should listen to her and empathize with her plight at the office, where all those other bitches are trying to destroy her.

Then, they should sit in clawfoot bathtubs side-by-side on a grassy cliff over looking the ocean. I've seen it on TV, and they claim it works

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Maybe he doesn't like it in Japan?
I was thinking the same thing.
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Maybe during his racing days they injected him with human growth hormones?
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Apparently he got his own private harem and started popping Viagra like tic-tacs but that still didn't help.
Kentucky Derby champion loses his libido - Yahoo! News

TOKYO (Reuters) - The Japanese owners of former Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem are struggling to explain why the American thoroughbred has lost his libido.

Even a private harem and a limitless supply of Viagra have failed to pep up the love life of a stallion his handlers freely admit has some personal issues.

"We've tried everything," Nobuo Tsunoda, director of the prestigious Shadai Stallion Station on Japan's northern island of Hokkaido, told Reuters.

"You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up.

"It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo."

War Emblem won the 2002 Kentucky Derby but has had problems in the breeding shed since being sold to the prominent Yoshida racing family for around $17 million (8.6 million pounds) later that year.

The 2008 race takes place on Saturday and its winner can expect big fees when he goes to stud. War Emblem has been a disappointment, however.

"He's been in contact with hundreds of mares but has successfully mated with a only a tiny percentage," said Tsunoda. "We have him on male hormone injections to see it that will help."

"It's not normal," continued Tsunoda. "A normal stud would climb onto any mare he sees but not him. He's just doesn't seem to like sex anymore -- which is odd."
They're suggesting he's a bit emo. I'm thinking he's the Tom Cruise of the equine world.


He sounds a little HeMo to me.... Homosexual Emo.
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Bronze him? Dip him in plaster-of-Paris?

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Yeah, Walker, you've had at least three of these animal-sex posts in the past week out of all the rest of the threads you've started.
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I came across this article and immediately thought of you, Walker. No need to press the 'Thanks' button.

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If he lives in Sapporo, then no wonder he's not horny - Sapporo is utterly freezing and they had their famous ice festival recently.
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If BitTorrent is any indication, there are plenty of young women in Brazil should be able to help.
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How could he NOT find this appealing. He's got a virgin cutesy braid and leather 'n chains all rolled up into one.
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How could he NOT find this appealing. He's got a virgin cutesy braid and leather 'n chains all rolled up into one.
Why (and how) did someone stuff a Bavarian milk maid up a horse's bum?
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We don't see what's dangling from the chains...
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