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Walker · 05-05-2008, 09:29 AM

Apparently he got his own private harem and started popping Viagra like tic-tacs but that still didn't help.

Kentucky Derby champion loses his libido - Yahoo! News

TOKYO (Reuters) - The Japanese owners of former Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem are struggling to explain why the American thoroughbred has lost his libido.

Even a private harem and a limitless supply of Viagra have failed to pep up the love life of a stallion his handlers freely admit has some personal issues.

"We've tried everything," Nobuo Tsunoda, director of the prestigious Shadai Stallion Station on Japan's northern island of Hokkaido, told Reuters.

"You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up.

"It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo."

War Emblem won the 2002 Kentucky Derby but has had problems in the breeding shed since being sold to the prominent Yoshida racing family for around $17 million (8.6 million pounds) later that year.

The 2008 race takes place on Saturday and its winner can expect big fees when he goes to stud. War Emblem has been a disappointment, however.

"He's been in contact with hundreds of mares but has successfully mated with a only a tiny percentage," said Tsunoda. "We have him on male hormone injections to see it that will help."

"It's not normal," continued Tsunoda. "A normal stud would climb onto any mare he sees but not him. He's just doesn't seem to like sex anymore -- which is odd."

They're suggesting he's a bit emo. I'm thinking he's the Tom Cruise of the equine world.

Stankleberry Sullivan · 05-05-2008, 09:34 AM

Maybe the lady horses should try using their mouth on him.

**Reality Control** · 05-05-2008, 09:37 AM

Maybe he doesn't like it in Japan?

Ten · 05-05-2008, 09:39 AM

Okay Walker, I've officially graduated to "concerned" regarding all of your animal-sex posts.

Walker · 05-05-2008, 09:50 AM

Do I post that many?

I need to check my posting history and counter the balance with more posts about good old-fashioned homosapien related deviancy instead.

Not that this post is about deviancy in any way of course. It is merely raising awareness to the plight of impotence in race horses.

**Bard Jameson** · 05-05-2008, 10:21 AM

Most likely all the spontenaity is lost. You know, he has to perfrom on cue. they bring him a dame, and he's supposed to be all over her like some 17 year old virgin.

they need to take the pressure off. Let them go on long walks. Maybe take in a play and go for coffee after and discuss the subtext of the story. He should listen to her and empathize with her plight at the office, where all those other bitches are trying to destroy her.

Then, they should sit in clawfoot bathtubs side-by-side on a grassy cliff over looking the ocean. I've seen it on TV, and they claim it works

Ingrid · 05-05-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian

Maybe he doesn't like it in Japan?

I was thinking the same thing.

BEARintheMorning · 05-05-2008, 10:56 AM

Maybe during his racing days they injected him with human growth hormones?

Troy Vogel · 05-05-2008, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walker Moore

Apparently he got his own private harem and started popping Viagra like tic-tacs but that still didn't help.

Kentucky Derby champion loses his libido - Yahoo! News

TOKYO (Reuters) - The Japanese owners of former Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem are struggling to explain why the American thoroughbred has lost his libido.

Even a private harem and a limitless supply of Viagra have failed to pep up the love life of a stallion his handlers freely admit has some personal issues.

"We've tried everything," Nobuo Tsunoda, director of the prestigious Shadai Stallion Station on Japan's northern island of Hokkaido, told Reuters.

"You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up.

"It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo."

War Emblem won the 2002 Kentucky Derby but has had problems in the breeding shed since being sold to the prominent Yoshida racing family for around $17 million (8.6 million pounds) later that year.

The 2008 race takes place on Saturday and its winner can expect big fees when he goes to stud. War Emblem has been a disappointment, however.

"He's been in contact with hundreds of mares but has successfully mated with a only a tiny percentage," said Tsunoda. "We have him on male hormone injections to see it that will help."

"It's not normal," continued Tsunoda. "A normal stud would climb onto any mare he sees but not him. He's just doesn't seem to like sex anymore -- which is odd."

They're suggesting he's a bit emo. I'm thinking he's the Tom Cruise of the equine world.

He sounds a little HeMo to me.... Homosexual Emo.

Cocoanut Koala · 05-05-2008, 01:51 PM

Bronze him? Dip him in plaster-of-Paris?

coco

Ten · 05-05-2008, 07:41 PM

Yeah, Walker, you've had at least three of these animal-sex posts in the past week out of all the rest of the threads you've started.

Isabeau Imako · 05-05-2008, 07:49 PM

I came across this article and immediately thought of you, Walker. No need to press the 'Thanks' button.

The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals | Cracked.com

Mukatsuku · 05-06-2008, 05:08 AM

If he lives in Sapporo, then no wonder he's not horny - Sapporo is utterly freezing and they had their famous ice festival recently.

**Psyke Phaeton** · 05-06-2008, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabeau Imako

I came across this article

Walker · 05-06-2008, 05:35 AM

Isabeau Imako · 05-06-2008, 08:45 AM

Hey, I was..um..doing..er..research...

**Psyke Phaeton** · 05-06-2008, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabeau Imako

Hey, I was..um..doing..er..research...

There is 2 ways to interpret my quote of you.

Wildefire Walcott · 05-06-2008, 03:54 PM

If BitTorrent is any indication, there are plenty of young women in Brazil should be able to help.

Atia · 05-06-2008, 04:36 PM

How could he NOT find this appealing. He's got a virgin cutesy braid and leather 'n chains all rolled up into one.

**Joshua Nightshade** · 05-06-2008, 04:40 PM

This forum is too German for its own good.

Wildefire Walcott · 05-06-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atia

How could he NOT find this appealing. He's got a virgin cutesy braid and leather 'n chains all rolled up into one.

Why (and how) did someone stuff a Bavarian milk maid up a horse's bum?

Atia · 05-06-2008, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildefire Walcott

Why (and how) did someone stuff a Bavarian milk maid up a horse's bum?

We don't see what's dangling from the chains...

05-05-2008, 09:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Walker Senior Member *SLU Supporter* ... Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 15,774 Awards: 1	How to get a horse hard Apparently he got his own private harem and started popping Viagra like tic-tacs but that still didn't help. Kentucky Derby champion loses his libido - Yahoo! News TOKYO (Reuters) - The Japanese owners of former Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem are struggling to explain why the American thoroughbred has lost his libido. Even a private harem and a limitless supply of Viagra have failed to pep up the love life of a stallion his handlers freely admit has some personal issues. "We've tried everything," Nobuo Tsunoda, director of the prestigious Shadai Stallion Station on Japan's northern island of Hokkaido, told Reuters. "You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up. "It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo." War Emblem won the 2002 Kentucky Derby but has had problems in the breeding shed since being sold to the prominent Yoshida racing family for around $17 million (8.6 million pounds) later that year. The 2008 race takes place on Saturday and its winner can expect big fees when he goes to stud. War Emblem has been a disappointment, however. "He's been in contact with hundreds of mares but has successfully mated with a only a tiny percentage," said Tsunoda. "We have him on male hormone injections to see it that will help." "It's not normal," continued Tsunoda. "A normal stud would climb onto any mare he sees but not him. He's just doesn't seem to like sex anymore -- which is odd." They're suggesting he's a bit emo. I'm thinking he's the Tom Cruise of the equine world.

05-05-2008, 09:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,913 My Mood: SL Join Date: 10/7/2006 Awards: 1	Okay Walker, I've officially graduated to "concerned" regarding all of your animal-sex posts. __________________ Shopping Cart Disco http://www.shoppingcartdisco.com THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

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Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse *SLU Supporter* Avec Chapeau Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 9,416 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 2	Most likely all the spontenaity is lost. You know, he has to perfrom on cue. they bring him a dame, and he's supposed to be all over her like some 17 year old virgin. they need to take the pressure off. Let them go on long walks. Maybe take in a play and go for coffee after and discuss the subtext of the story. He should listen to her and empathize with her plight at the office, where all those other bitches are trying to destroy her. Then, they should sit in clawfoot bathtubs side-by-side on a grassy cliff over looking the ocean. I've seen it on TV, and they claim it works __________________ -- Baratia Island - Come Enjoy Your Second Life with Us! Home to Atia Creations Skins, Makeup and More - Come see what The New Girl is making Check our Event Calendar and come join the fun!

05-05-2008, 10:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
BEARintheMorning Is this thing ON?!? Virtually burned out. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,317 My Mood: SL Join Date: March 17, 2007 Business: BEARly There Enterprises	Maybe during his racing days they injected him with human growth hormones? __________________ You know you're addicted to drag racing when: During the winter, you roll the windows down just to smell the tire smoke from skidding tires.

05-06-2008, 05:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mukatsuku worried homesick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 兵庫、日本 Posts: 10,310 My Mood:	If he lives in Sapporo, then no wonder he's not horny - Sapporo is utterly freezing and they had their famous ice festival recently. __________________ -- My Sims Exchange - http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/Mukatsuku My Photography/Graphics Design - http://www.zedpeejay.com Meet-me wiki - http://meetme-english.wetpaint.com

05-05-2008, 09:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stankleberry Sullivan Poopies! k Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I like turtles Posts: 2,524 My Mood: SL Join Date: 12/17/2005	Maybe the lady horses should try using their mouth on him.

05-05-2008, 09:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Reality Control Senior Member *SLU Supporter* Playing LOTRO Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,841	Maybe he doesn't like it in Japan?

05-05-2008, 09:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Walker Senior Member *SLU Supporter* ... Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 15,774 Awards: 1	Do I post that many? I need to check my posting history and counter the balance with more posts about good old-fashioned homosapien related deviancy instead. Not that this post is about deviancy in any way of course. It is merely raising awareness to the plight of impotence in race horses.

05-05-2008, 01:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cocoanut Koala Senior Member Retired Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8,469 Awards: 1	Bronze him? Dip him in plaster-of-Paris? coco

05-05-2008, 07:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,913 My Mood: SL Join Date: 10/7/2006 Awards: 1	Yeah, Walker, you've had at least three of these animal-sex posts in the past week out of all the rest of the threads you've started.

05-05-2008, 07:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
Isabeau Imako Rhâââ.... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Montréal Posts: 6,248	I came across this article and immediately thought of you, Walker. No need to press the 'Thanks' button. The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals \| Cracked.com

05-06-2008, 05:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
Walker Senior Member *SLU Supporter* ... Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 15,774 Awards: 1

05-06-2008, 08:45 AM	#16 (permalink)
Isabeau Imako Rhâââ.... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Montréal Posts: 6,248	Hey, I was..um..doing..er..research...

05-06-2008, 03:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
Wildefire Walcott Baby Baroness OMG ICONS Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,502 My Mood: SL Join Date: 2005.10.28 Business: Desperation Isle Estates Client: 1.23	If BitTorrent is any indication, there are plenty of young women in Brazil should be able to help. __________________ Desperation Isle Estates: Homesteads and full-prim sims for rent. Desperation Isle Productions: Scripted skyboxes for lots (and budgets) of all sizes!

05-06-2008, 04:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
Atia A Hand Full Just a Heel Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,163 My Mood: SL Join Date: 12/23/07	How could he NOT find this appealing. He's got a virgin cutesy braid and leather 'n chains all rolled up into one. __________________ Men are all alike in their promises. It is only in their deeds that they differ. Moliere

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