Second Life is good for your health! - SLUniverse Forums
 
Navigation » SLUniverse Forums > Community Discussion > Off Topic » Second Life is good for your health!


Off Topic Discussion forum for topics not directly related to Second Life.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-25-2008, 01:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
The original prim whore

SLU Supporter
 
Siobhan OFlynn's Avatar
BUY INGRID'S PREFABS!!!
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sunset Valley or Riverview
Posts: 4,306
My Mood:
SL Join Date: 08-19-2003

Awards: 1
Best Forum Avatar / Status Combo 
Talking Second Life is good for your health!
Well, maybe not Second Life itself, but apparently frequent masturbation decreases men's risk of prostate cancer.

Masturbation Decreases The Risk Of Prostate Cancer » Entertainment News » BuzzTracker News Headlines


Jerk off for good health!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nimrod Yaffle
Ok everyone, FYI, I am suspended. I have been sent the a sim call 'The Corn Field' and it *really* sucks! There's corn all over, with a sloooww tractor you can ride around, I found a TV, and pushed play, and it plays a show called 'Boy in Court'. Kind of funny, but it's no fly, and there's corn..... everywhere...

Siobhan OFlynn is offline   Reply With Quote
2 Users Said Thanks :
Old 04-25-2008, 02:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
is titmerized(r)
 
Don Mill's Avatar
Sexist, Mysoginist, Racist, Homophobic.. but Cute
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 3,551
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan OFlynn View Post
Well, maybe not Second Life itself, but apparently frequent masturbation decreases men's risk of prostate cancer.

Masturbation Decreases The Risk Of Prostate Cancer » Entertainment News » BuzzTracker News Headlines


Jerk off for good health!
I am SAVED!
Don Mill is offline   Reply With Quote
1 User Laughed:
Old 04-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: New York City
Posts: 4,630
My Mood:
Business: Rollerskating

Awards: 1
Best User Title 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan OFlynn View Post
...Jerk off for good health!
That's a potential siggy quote if ever there was one. I'm considering it.
Clancy Sullivan is offline   Reply With Quote
2 Users Laughed:
1 User Agreed:
Old 04-25-2008, 03:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Edav Nomad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Behind You
Posts: 4,321
My Mood:
SL Join Date: June 12, 2003
XBOX Leaderboard: 4th
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Mill View Post
I am SAVED!


Where have you been hiding Sio?
__________________
Edav Nomad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 04:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
Situationally Obtuse

SLU Supporter
 
Bard Jameson's Avatar
Cliqueless
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 6,529
My Mood:
SL Join Date: 1/27/2008
Blog Entries: 1

Awards: 1
Thread Title of the Week 
Use it or lose it.
__________________

Photogenix Flickr Stream: http://www.flickr.com/photos/34885797@N08/

Photogenix Blog - http://photogenixstudios.blogspot.com/
Bard Jameson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 04:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
Oncorhynchus mykiss
 
Trout Recreant's Avatar
Incomprehensible gibberish
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: West Coast, USA
Posts: 5,998
My Mood:
Blog Entries: 3

Awards: 1
Comedy Gold 
Does scratching your ass prevent colon cancer? I hope so.
Trout Recreant is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 05:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
Hive Mind Director

forum overlord
 
Cristiano's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 10,803
My Mood:
SLShopper Ads: 4
SL Join Date: Dec 2002
Business: ANOmations
Blog Entries: 16
XBOX Leaderboard: 22nd
Send a message via MSN to Cristiano Send a message via Yahoo to Cristiano
In honor of this subject matter, I am resurrecting this post of mine from the archives, which has a similar happy ending (pun intended).

http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/15988-post86.html
__________________
"At least he died doing what he loved most - blogging on the Huffington Post" - 30 Rock
Cristiano is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 05:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
Monkeh Foo Master

SLU Supporter
 
Kavik Brock's Avatar
Not all that interested.
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Shakopee, MN, USA
Posts: 1,565
My Mood:
SL Join Date: June 6th, 2006
Blog Entries: 5
Send a message via Yahoo to Kavik Brock Send a message via Skype™ to Kavik Brock
Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan OFlynn View Post
Jerk off for good health!
Sio! Put the washer on the spin cycle and give me a call. I'll have a warm towel and lube handy.

__________________
Sock monkeh save mah soul!

The Travels of Charles
Kavik Brock is offline   Reply With Quote
1 User Laughed:
Old 04-25-2008, 05:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
Hive Mind Director

forum overlord
 
Cristiano's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 10,803
My Mood:
SLShopper Ads: 4
SL Join Date: Dec 2002
Business: ANOmations
Blog Entries: 16
XBOX Leaderboard: 22nd
Send a message via MSN to Cristiano Send a message via Yahoo to Cristiano
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kavik Brock View Post
Sio! Put the washer on the spin cycle and give me a call. I'll have a warm towel and lube handy.
She is a married woman, you leave her alone!
Cristiano is offline   Reply With Quote
1 User Laughed:
Old 04-25-2008, 05:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
Monkeh Foo Master

SLU Supporter
 
Kavik Brock's Avatar
Not all that interested.
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Shakopee, MN, USA
Posts: 1,565
My Mood:
SL Join Date: June 6th, 2006
Blog Entries: 5
Send a message via Yahoo to Kavik Brock Send a message via Skype™ to Kavik Brock
I'm married, too, but she told me she likes to sit on the spin cycle. I just wanted to help out and make it more enjoyable.
Kavik Brock is offline   Reply With Quote
1 User Laughed:
Old 04-25-2008, 05:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
P'tite Poulette
 
Isabeau Imako's Avatar
Spreading the lip balm
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Montréal
Posts: 2,047
My Mood:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cristiano View Post
http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/15988-post86.html

I made the mistake of self-diagnosing on the internet. In addition to scurvy, I realized I must have cancer.
LOL

I've stopped looking at those medical sites. I also thought I had a fatal disease a few months back...
Isabeau Imako is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 05:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
Hive Mind Director

forum overlord
 
Cristiano's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 10,803
My Mood:
SLShopper Ads: 4
SL Join Date: Dec 2002
Business: ANOmations
Blog Entries: 16
XBOX Leaderboard: 22nd
Send a message via MSN to Cristiano Send a message via Yahoo to Cristiano
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kavik Brock View Post
I'm married, too, but she told me she likes to sit on the spin cycle. I just wanted to help out and make it more enjoyable.
OMG it all makes sense now, that is why she always calls me when she is doing laundry. I feel so dirty.
Cristiano is offline   Reply With Quote
1 User Laughed:
Old 04-25-2008, 08:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
Situationally Obtuse

SLU Supporter
 
Bard Jameson's Avatar
Cliqueless
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 6,529
My Mood:
SL Join Date: 1/27/2008
Blog Entries: 1

Awards: 1
Thread Title of the Week 
Ya know, sometimes the tub load is unbalanced, and the spin cycle really gets wild....

...or so I'm told
Bard Jameson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 09:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
Semi-Demi God
 
Shiva Shiskabob's Avatar
Bluuuuuuuue
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 987
My Mood:
SL Join Date: 03/08/08
awesome.
Shiva Shiskabob is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2008, 10:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
Monkeh Foo Master

SLU Supporter
 
Kavik Brock's Avatar
Not all that interested.
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Shakopee, MN, USA
Posts: 1,565
My Mood:
SL Join Date: June 6th, 2006
Blog Entries: 5
Send a message via Yahoo to Kavik Brock Send a message via Skype™ to Kavik Brock
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cristiano View Post
OMG it all makes sense now, that is why she always calls me when she is doing laundry. I feel so dirty.
duh! I figured you already knew, Cris.
Kavik Brock is offline   Reply With Quote
1 User Agreed:
Reply

Tags
cristiano is hot, choke the chicken, jerk off, wanking

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On