  Ysanne Korpov |
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About Me
- About Ysanne Korpov
- Introduction
- Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
- Location
- Germany
- Interests
- Writing stupid forum posts
- Gender
- You mean sex? Yes, please.
- Sexual Orientation
- horizontal
- Relationship Status
- etc
- Pets
- Cats
- Things I Love
- Music
- loud music. EBM, Noise, Trance, Techno, Rock, Metal, Soundtracks, sometimes even pop when in the mood. I think there are over 9000 songs I like.
- Television Shows
- none. I do not have a TV. There are over 9000 TV stations and almost all of them suck.
- Movies
- several. Austin Powers is one of the most favorite. I could watch the same jokes over 9000 times and still laugh about it.
- Books
- many. Andrzej Sapkowski and Wolfgang Hohlbein are the best. I think I have read over 9000 pages written by these two.
- Games
- a lot. Skyrim, Dragon Age, Witcher, Planetside 2 and over 9000 other titles.
- Second Life
- Avatar Name
- Ysanne Korpov
- Join Date
- 2009
- Social Networks
- Plurk ID
- Ysii
- Twitter ID
- YsanneKorpov
