A Basic Survival Guide - by Agnes Jane Coxhucker, BFD Analyst

Everybody's heard by now about the plans to close down the internet for vital updates to the infrastructure. You can already feel the initial reverberations; websites loading slower, browser crashes, periodic IP outages, etc. Now's the time to start preparing for whatever is to come. But all is not as bad as it may sound.

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I think I know what I'm doing. I'm an amateur developer with over a dozen shareware programs in public use, and through my years of computer usage and out of necessity, I've had to learn a lot more about them outside my normal field of studies.

So, sometimes people come to me for advice...

In my heart, I truly want to help them have a more "user-friendly" experience....

Okay, so I'm watching TV and there's this show "SurvivorMan" where this guy puts himself in a survival situation in the wilderness for several days and shows how one might get through it alive.

This particular episode, he's stranded in the snowy cold northland somewhere up in Canada where they only speak French. In his "survival kit", he has a wool...

An interesting part of American history that is often overlooked is the Alien University Incident that took place during the Jimmy Carter administration in 1978.


To refresh the memory of those who were not born yet or were victims of the Disco Mindwash and Max Headroom subliminal hypnosis experiments, there was a short visitation by several alien students...