Dnate Mars

Hi there. Well at the club I work at on Friday nights--I help out my firend the owner- we seemed to get a few women there who wore the pregnancy huds that enit in green text how the baby is cold, hungry kicking etc and it drove everyone nuts. So as a gag, I need sothing that will in effect do the same thing, but I can add my own phrases about certain body parts etc. Let me know if that is something you can do and how much it would cost me. The humor potential is there

*leaves some nip*

*bats at teh kitty tail*

Hey Dnate! Is this like a IM message message??

Saunters by and leaves a plain brown bag filled with catnip and kitteh pron in the corner.

Heh! I'll take the massage instead