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Old 05-06-2017, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It would seem that mum's warning that One's consort would not last and be only a temporary arrangement has proven to be prescient. This has recently proved to be the case, and One is in search of an active participant who can share a rather public lifestyle. Duties include accompanying the Head of State of a small but formerly influential State to official events, providing official sponsorship to charitable organization, marking events of importance, the opening of convenience stores, making occasional mildly racist remarks, and providing for One's personal comfort. The position includes a modest housing allowance as well as a small stipend. Must be seen in public only driving vehicles made within the confines of Great Britain.
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It's Groot! He posts once every three months or so to announce it's him.
We could probably benefit from Rocket translating, but I prefer guessing whether he's commiserating with Her Royalness, or telling her to feck off.
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