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04-22-2008, 12:43 AM
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| problem drinker    
there's an app for that
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My Mood:  SL Join Date: 2003-04-01 | Yes Man/Woman Pay - 100 L$/hr Qualifications: Functionally literate, responsive conversationalist, humourous, intelligent, internet savy, and prone to sycophantism. Responsibilities: Entertain me and always agree with me in a debate with other avatars, in SL and on the forums; backing up my arguements with facts, pseudo-facts, anecdotes, and links to the wikipedia. Goreans and Ageplayers need not apply. Dongless Furries and Tinies welcome. |
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04-22-2008, 12:48 AM
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| Is this thing ON?!?  
Virtually burned out.
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada
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04-22-2008, 01:45 AM
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04-22-2008, 10:08 AM
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| Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008
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|  Omg you WANT me!! Where do I apply?? Main Entry:sy·co·phant  Latin sycophanta slanderer, swindler, from Greek sykophantēs slanderer, from sykon fig + phainein to show — more at fancy Date:1575: a servile self-seeking flatterer synonyms see parasite Last edited by brenferris; 04-22-2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason: Everything was crammed together making it harder to read! |
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04-22-2008, 10:13 AM
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| Queen of the Metaverse  
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My Mood:  | jauani this is a great post. And you really deserve to have somebody to help you out like this. I'm actually a little surprised that you have managed to maintain a stellar forum career that has become the benchmark against which all other posters measure their quality and success without having an assistant ... but then again, it IS you, and I would have expected nothing less from you. |
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04-22-2008, 10:23 AM
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| Hell is other people 
MYOB
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04-22-2008, 03:15 PM
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| problem drinker
there's an app for that
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for aimee weber as my sidekick, i'll raise the salary to 140 L$/hr! | |
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04-22-2008, 03:20 PM
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| problem drinker
there's an app for that
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04-22-2008, 03:51 PM
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| Retired DJ 
Banana anyone?
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04-22-2008, 04:12 PM
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| knows no Wu-wei 
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| I'd need time off for a few vacations and possibly maternity leave... Also, what is your policy on missing office equipment? Can I drive the wu-mobile or do I get my own company car? |
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07-08-2008, 08:24 AM
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Stare and I'll eat your nose!!
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07-08-2008, 08:36 AM
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| Countess of Darkmere 
Heaven, to keep its beauty,
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| Do you provide a stipend for the vodka, or will I need to buy my own? 200 bucks a day would be sufficient. 
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07-11-2008, 01:46 AM
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| I BUY LAND SLU Supporter  
Still floating around the
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