Maggie

Ever since I joined the ranks of SL I have quested for this mythical device. An object that when you are sufficiently annoyed will all you to hurl flying swine at your annoyance. It was one of the reasons that drew me into SL in the first place. I read about it, and said to myself I simply must see this.

Well, my quest nears its end. After 8 months of fruitless searching I'm about to abandon my search for this ultimate device for hurling hams. On my quest I've encountered people that have a friend of a friend that has one. This FoaF is often off line and not responding IM's. In some cases I've talked to people that say they have seen such a device but they never think to pick it up or can remember where they saw it.

In my quest I have added to my inventory quite a impressive arsenal of items. I have a watermelon launcher. A cannon that fires dildos. A beer gun. I have encountered builders that say they can rub two prims together and make me one in a second. Which of course I have no doubt. Even I now have acquired sufficient to roll my own bacon ordnance. But this would not be the original pork gun that I'm seeking.

So it with a heavy heart that his post will be my last attempt to seek out this wonderful but elusive of all avatar armaments. If anyone knows where I can find this mythical device please let me know. If not I will have to consider it a myth after all.

Ann Otoole

I once knew a (much banned) gentleman (Lothario) that made such legendary devices as well as the legendary grav gun that turned avatars into porky pig lmao. I don't think that thing would work anymore.

However, a linden snowball thrower could likely easily be modded to hurl pigs.

Soen Eber

Buy me the sculpt, and its yours.

Or would you settle for a cow launcher?

Innula Zenovka

If you have a pig, Soen can make it fly.

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Argent Stonecutter

How about the Biting Pear of Salamanca?

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Marie Reynaud

I want one too!
It's one thing to give pigs wings and allow them to fly...



...but it's an entirely different thing to make them go ballistic!

even better would be a gun that shot bacon!

...or pie!

...or ...or bacon pie!!!

Maggiedoll Alter

actually I think I have one... but you can put anything into a launcher script pretty easily..

ETA: Yea, just put a pig into the watermelon launcher.

Mojo Skytower

I have one. Have done for ages. It's in the same inventory folder as the Baby Launching Mega Dildo Gun. Unfortunately I have no idea when I'll be able to log in as I am currently without a computer or broadband But they do exist!

(Which means that, yes, I am logging into SLU from work and slacking. Stop judging me!)

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Maggiedoll Alter

Sent ya the pig gun. You might want to take out the sound part.. or not.

I also have an exploding cookie launcher, pie launcher, banana thrower, a rather nifty bubble thrower with a bubble that emits bubble particles...

I seem to have a rather extensive collection of bizarre objects.

Maggie

Thank you. I got it. I know about the bizzare objects collection. A friend of mine gave me a dead meeroo on a stick the other day. I pomptly dropped a rotate script into it, adjusted the stick, put a fire under it and now its a roasting meeroo on a spit.

Let know if anybody wants it.

Khamon

Spawn the pig in a cart and send it through a double booster with a piston at the end. If you trip the redstone at the base of the first booster, and delay the signal with a repeater, it should fire your piglet straight into the air!

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Want!

Same name in-world as here!

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Maggie

On its way. Fully mod so you can open it up and inspect the script and everything.

Enjoy.

Maggiedoll Alter

That's just sad, though! ..I don't like to think about animals dying.

Dead humans, fine. Exploding anything, fine (I do have some exploding sheep.) But not dead animals. They make me sad.

Trasee Darkwatch

That poor meeroo.

/me rushes to make sure Button is ok, and hugs her pet meeroo.

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Yoshiko Fazuku

If meeroo tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

cala

Ozimeals, I mean Bunnies.

eighthdwarf Checchinato

Great!
Now I'm craving for a meat instead of the pasta on my table. It's all your fault!

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Brianna Ort

Oh my! Now, through the wonder of the targeted ads at the top of the page, I have been made aware of an activity known as "pipeline pigging."

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The internet has been worth having for another day.

Makoto

when i saw the name of the thread that is what i thought - but mine would be 600 tnt pig launcher

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Maggie

It was already dead when I got it, I swear. I just making sure it didn't go to waste. Now as someone said in an earlier thread, meeroo. White wine or Red?

Your Welcome!

Isn't it amazing how such a simple thread on an abstract subject with such key words as "pig launcher" can bring so much joy into so many peoples lives? Contribution to peoples on going education is one of my key joys in life.

My work here is done.
/me skips away.

Maggiedoll Alter

Well whether it goes to waist really depends on how much fat is on a meeroo..

(Argh! ..Sorry, that just popped out..)

juggernutz

I have a friend that has a Pickle Cannon.

Never seen a pig gun but there is this on XStreet

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Pig-Gun/2942191

Khamon

Yes that will work as well.

eighthdwarf Checchinato

Definitely a dry red wine.
White wine goes better with fish or with chicken, depending on whether the wine is sweet or dry.



Grrr I had to go buy meat for I hadn't had any in the fridge...



ditto.