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Old 11-02-2009, 07:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
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You know, it's been a long time since I've written anything that has engendered such a response... and in green, no less!

I'm not sure if I should feel ashamed, or proud, or both...
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:06 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Here's one for you!

You know how LindeX rounds to the nearest penny?

It does... it can't cash out those extra $L 1 or $L 2 if you are near the line.

So say the average vanishing $L on a transaction, buy or sell, is $L 1.5. Reasonable, eh?

Lets play with that number a little.

Volume is what, $L 100 million a day with the average transaction being what, maybe $L 1000? Both ways? Be *real* skeptical and call just it 100,000 transactions a day eating $L 1.5.

That's $L 150k, or about 580 bucks a day. 18,000 a month. 200k USD a year!

Peter Gibbons runs LindeX? What were they thinking when hiring an ex Initech employee? Idiots.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:45 PM   #28 (permalink)
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er , I kinda doubt Satan cares much for stale pizza at Linden Labs ,....

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I propose this alternative theory.



Consider:
  • Linden Lab is in San Francisco
  • San Francisco is the home of The Church of Satan
  • SF Bay Area programmers have a notably large number of Satanists.
  • Linden Lab has never denied being staffed by Satanists.
I think if you connect the dots it is clear the Lindens are a bunch of closeted Satanists. When we are offline they take over random avatars tp them into some locked Linden sim were they sacrifice them in the some horror-gore build that would make Clive Barker's blood run cold. God only know what happens, most likely the avatar is tortured or hours on end.

Ever wonder why you can't log on the gird some times? Things get weird in your inventory? Maybe some Linden was in there living out their sicko fantasies with your avatar.
interesting alternative theory , .....but ....

er , um , ....I kind of doubt Satan cares much for stale leftover pizza slices at the Linden Labs office , but he might teleport in once a month and fancy a cool drink and sip slowly down a freshly 'liberated'and 'enlightened' soul like a cool can of Coke , once the contracts on their souls have expired , they willfully made at a previous point in time with him and may regret then that they did . That might explain the alleged deficiency and tardiness of qualitive code updates , as it takes time to train the next empoyee to fill the knowledge-gap made ? .... well , assuming you were not kidding here .........

Will the smell of sacrificed hi-jacked zombie avatar prims appeal to him who at one time perhaps even saw the face of God at His Eternal Majesty's Court at the core of being then all of a sudden change his mind , and let them be them extend the contract another year then ?

Only someone with more authority and power could save such a lost soul then if God so chooses in His sovereignity gives them more time for that , if it so be .


explanatory addendum some here needn't or will not wish to read :

[ Ofcourse , the 'atheists' here may laugh at it all as mere myths and most misotheists will will curse me ( as in a random SIM I went to last month to be greeted by the same hate of a gay german accented voice ranting ' F U name of God here ' over a flat disco techno beat of some unknown viral variant ) for saying this here : that there is a way out , ...( in their utter existential insecurity and emptiness of soul .)

Me , some of you ask and atheism ? magic , the occult ? ... ,wt/phq do I know some ask ; been there ; it's all old and nothing in comparison to an Infinite God , who is Love and Eternal , immutable & True Light has spoken to us and told us so . It's the dead deathly pale light of hell , which disappears as the True light comes and shines in and rewarms a soul and gives it life back with joy and peace .

Yeah , there is a way out for them if they want it and have enough sense left to grasp for it by their will ; it starts in their hearts with God's grace , on their knees .

'Ofcourse' , this is all fairytales , atheists , so why do you keep reading my posts if you really put me on ignore ? ]

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Old 11-03-2009, 12:22 PM   #29 (permalink)
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interesting alternative theory ,
Me , some of you ask and atheism ? magic , the occult ? ... ,wt/phq do I know some ask ; been there ; it's all old and nothing in comparison to an Infinite God , who is Love and Eternal , immutable & True Light has spoken to us and told us so . It's the dead deathly pale light of hell , which disappears as the True light comes and shines in and rewarms a soul and gives it life back with joy and peace .

Yeah , there is a way out for them if they want it and have enough sense left to grasp for it by their will ; it starts in their hearts with God's grace , on their knees .

'Ofcourse' , this is all fairytales , atheists , so why do you keep reading my posts if you really put me on ignore ? ]

You obviously haven't read the Good Book™ friend. Let me help you present Biblical proof for your point about God Is Love.

God lays it down threw His favorite meat puppet Isaiah
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Can I get an "Amen" here?

So consider this:
  • God creates evil as well as good. Therefore God is capable of evil.
  • Angels are an extension of God
  • Satan is an angel (fallen one, but still and angel)

Thus we have the supreme act of Love. Even when God damns us to eternal torment (which we richly deserve for the mere crime of existing) He creates an avatar to be the one to torture us. That is TRUE Love™ my friend. GLORY!

And we can see how this leads in the Satanist Lidens molesting our avatars; they mearly love us too.
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