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03-17-2009, 02:22 PM
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| Just trying to get by         
Milana's dom and Rhonda's
babydoll
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi.
Posts: 16,794
My Mood:  SL Join Date: 5/4/2007 Blog Entries: 15 | Obnoxious profile thread I couldn't find the other thread, so I started my own. Please feel free to merge the threads Cris. Bea was dancing with Clover at VB when the picture display did a male name. The av had just tp'd in and was a cloud, so Bea went to Search. After reading this, she lowered the ban hammer. Quote:
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03-17-2009, 02:30 PM
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| Neko-licious™       SLU Supporter 
Um, er...what now?
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 7,906
My Mood:  SL Join Date: 8/8/06 Blog Entries: 3 XBOX Leaderboard: 38th   | Maybe it was a joke?
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03-17-2009, 02:34 PM
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| Kitten Fuzz  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,546
SL Join Date: May 2004
Business: Church of Luxe Blog Entries: 17 | Sounds like a joke. Actually, it sounds like I'd get along with this person. |
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03-17-2009, 02:51 PM
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| Account Closed Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,137
| Dunno, I've seen a lot of profiles in SL that are similar, but the order is reversed: "This is my honey, she's so sweet and I love her dearly. Every day we spend together is so special, she is the light of my life and has completely changed my world. And if anyone fucks with me, or fucks with her, I will fucking make your world hell, I will come after you and we will fucking rip the shit outta you cuz that's how we rolls, yo" Except that I don't think I'm even beginning to do some of them justice. I don't disagree with the decision to ban him. His profile makes him sound like the kind of person who orbits people for bumping into him or asking him to please stop playing that fucking gesture 43 times in a row. |
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03-17-2009, 03:02 PM
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| Sageru in Moonspeak 
Orthogonal
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 1,448
My Mood:  | Just not hard enough for me. :zzz:
__________________ "Making food is just like science, with tools that blend and baste, and every fun appliance gives the food a different taste." -Stephanie Meyer "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey  |
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03-17-2009, 03:28 PM
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| Just trying to get by
Milana's dom and Rhonda's
babydoll
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi.
Posts: 16,794
My Mood: SL Join Date: 5/4/2007 Blog Entries: 15 | Quote:
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03-17-2009, 04:19 PM
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| Defying Gravity 
SLU Griefer Clan Member
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Western Sky
Posts: 1,559
My Mood:  SL Join Date: 2-18-04 | So many profiles, so little space on the intertubes to post them
__________________ "I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else" Something has changed within me Something is not the same I'm through with playing by the rules Of someone else's game Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep It's time to trust my instincts Close my eyes and leap It's time to try Defying gravity I think I'll try Defying gravity And you can't pull me down... |
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03-17-2009, 05:02 PM
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| Wait, what? 
Ned's Nerdy Slut and President
of Bea's Fanclub. Rawr!
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I left California to freeze my ass off in St. Louis for what? Oh, yeah...
Posts: 777
My Mood:  SLShopper Ads: 6 SL Join Date: October 2006
Business: MC Creations | Quote:
__________________ Renaissance Faires are not about historical accuracy. They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinkos and putting them in corsets so tight that their bosom pops out to say "Howdy". - Wolowitz, Big Bang Theory ----------- My husband's only competition is a fictional vampire named Edward. My only competition is a cartoon character named Gwen. ----------- Bunnies!  | |
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03-17-2009, 05:06 PM
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| Wait, what?
Ned's Nerdy Slut and President
of Bea's Fanclub. Rawr!
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I left California to freeze my ass off in St. Louis for what? Oh, yeah...
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My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 SL Join Date: October 2006
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03-18-2009, 02:32 PM
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| Professor of ZOMG 
An Internet Telebrity...
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Austin Texas
Posts: 1,204
My Mood:  SLShopper Ads: 3 SL Join Date: August 2004   | Quote:
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03-19-2009, 02:35 PM
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| Not here to make friends 
I'm here for Brett
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Where people are shorter and live by the water
Posts: 2,724
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03-23-2009, 02:39 PM
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| Not here to make friends
I'm here for Brett
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Where people are shorter and live by the water
Posts: 2,724
My Mood: SL Join Date: 01/10/07 | Oh god, I saw this one whilst profile surfing: Quote:
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03-23-2009, 02:42 PM
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| The Mask Lady 
Loves to torture Miriel
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Carnivale
Posts: 5,732
My Mood:  SLShopper Ads: 14 SL Join Date: 10/14/06
Business: Illusions: Masks and Unique Accessories  | Clearly she can split herself into multiple selves, as is evident by the last line "I can also be your slaves."
__________________  "Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever" -Baron Munchausen I'm attempting to bring about the end of the world to usher in a new era of mask wielding overlords. This is how! |
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03-23-2009, 10:50 PM
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| Just trying to get by
Milana's dom and Rhonda's
babydoll
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi.
Posts: 16,794
My Mood: SL Join Date: 5/4/2007 Blog Entries: 15 | Here's another good one, just spotted at Smooth: Quote:
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03-23-2009, 11:05 PM
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| engage @ ur own risk 
is "especially unfriendly and
rude"
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__________________  blergh thingTrout Rated!  Playful, yet sultry and smoky. I am giving you a 6.8 on the Trout Recreant Rating Scale of Sluttiness. Congratulations! You are not a slut, but given the right situation, you certainly have the potential. | |
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03-24-2009, 05:17 AM
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| Member Join Date: Aug 2008
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| In general I find with profiles that you need to read them, think of the exact opposite of what you have read and you have some idea about the person, things like "no drama please" is usually in the profile of a person who flies off the handle at the drop of a hat. For many "x is my love and my world" etc profiles read "x is my love and my world until he/she logs out" My favourite ones are the "mess with him/her and you and Ill put you in a world of pain" etc that appear to threaten physical violence over the internet. The "sorry ladies Im taken" ones are good too |
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03-24-2009, 06:53 AM
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| Scripter Most Ordinary  Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Where ever i lay my hat, that's my home
Posts: 394
My Mood:  SL Join Date: 14/03/09 this AV
Business: None   | I know the feeling, I have a RL friend (well more like acquaintance) who i recently found out was in SL. There is a group of us from the local Scifi Club who all are in SL caxth and his wife, ishara myself Then this other person has been in SL but we don't really speak to him, If you can find him it makes for interesting reading. He puts down that he has a Real life of excitement and high flying business, when in reality he is a loner who turns up at the scifi club to sit in the corner on his laptop, needless to say we all had a good laugh at what he put on his 1st life tab oh! he also is unemployed and has been for the last 10 years that i have known him Last edited by Makoto; 03-24-2009 at 06:54 AM. Reason: added extra comment |
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03-24-2009, 07:11 AM
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| Shockable SLU Supporter  Join Date: Oct 2008
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03-24-2009, 10:25 AM
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| Senior Member 
The ears make the jerboa!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,570
My Mood:  | Oh....it's inspiring!! ok...my new profile is going in tonight! Quote:
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