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Old 03-28-2009, 07:32 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Not a profile but an obnoxious bumper sticker, saw it today on the back of a pickup truck.

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Old 03-28-2009, 07:47 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I saw this little gem a moment ago:

"Too self concious, big headed, chesty, chimerical, conceited, haughty, overweening and vain.

I am too affluent, moneyed, pecunious, prosperous and wealthy.

So what the fuck?




Donīt talk about Money. Have it."
I really expected that to end with, "And I bought a new thesaurus today."
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:29 AM   #53 (permalink)
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He really gives the strong impression of a teenager who just got his first paycheck from McDonalds and is overwhelmed by the heady power of being able to secretly buy the M-rated games his parents wouldn't allow him.

That or he's "SL rich" because he rented out a sim and bought an "expensive looking" SL mansion with furniture that totals maybe $300 USD worth of L$ altogether. Top of the world!
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:01 PM   #54 (permalink)
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He really gives the strong impression of a teenager who just got his first paycheck from McDonalds and is overwhelmed by the heady power of being able to secretly buy the M-rated games his parents wouldn't allow him.

That or he's "SL rich" because he rented out a sim and bought an "expensive looking" SL mansion with furniture that totals maybe $300 USD worth of L$ altogether. Top of the world!
I'm'a err on the side of caution and say "Both"





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Old 03-30-2009, 08:40 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Not really an obnoxious profile but this seems to be the best place to post this:

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For people who like to keep a full bladder.
bladder restriction, holding it, hold it, keeping your bladder full, pee desperation, having to pee, no urinating, no loo, no restroom, no pissing, no peeing, omorashi!

We need instigators! Fans of desperation, to make sure we don't cheat& pee!

Only two rules:

1. No bathroom breaks allowed!
2. Drink plenty of liquids!

This is NOT a watersports group, the idea of this groups is to NOT pee!

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Old 03-30-2009, 08:45 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Guess those people aren't big into being tickled
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:22 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Guess those people aren't big into being tickled
either that, or they have a thing for kidney and bladder infections
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:43 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Not really an obnoxious profile but this seems to be the best place to post this:



Wow, good job it's SL. That could kill you RL!
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:51 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Why is there no "WTF" button to press under these posts? I think that Peeing.. err.. NOT peeing group deserves a big fat WTF.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:00 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:40 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Someone's a bit defensive, methinks...

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I like to be in sl to talk and have fun with"normal people".No bullshit or having sex here. I am in ralation with my bf who is in SL too.I would appreciate if we all treat eachother humanaly. My bf is landowner so NO SEXUEL busniss with him. I warn every bitch in SL to keep her hands of him!!!!!. If you not i would be ban you from the sim and that is no joke!! .Have a nice time in SL. Look in somebody"s profile before you have sex with someone! SAY NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG I'LL BE BANNED FROM HER SIM!!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:42 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Look in somebody"s profile before you have sex with someone! SAY NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This sounds to me as if she is saying "read my boyfriend's profile before you have sex with him because it explains that he's in a relationship with me; say no to him if he propositions you." Am I reading that right?
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:45 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. Here's one of her profile picks:

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Hello i am (redacted) i am living togther in rl with (redacted). I show you this picture because i am such as pretty as other ladies who thinks they are so pretty by other man. i know my bf is a nice person to see but keep your hands of him look for your own man/guy to play with. . Do you now how it hurts that the one that you love, and live with in Rl is playing with others in Sl.
It is a virtual world i now that but think about it before you play with some one who has an relationship in Rl ans also in Sl.
ETA that her boyfriend's profile mentions nothing about her- no mushy love odes, not even a profile pick dedicated to her. Looks like someone's more invested in this relationship than the other person...
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:52 PM   #64 (permalink)
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She's asking me to mess with her, isn't she?
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:53 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. Here's one of her profile picks:



ETA that her boyfriend's profile mentions nothing about her- no mushy love odes, not even a profile pick dedicated to her. Looks like someone's more invested in this relationship than the other person...
Insecure co-dependence is always good for some lulz.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:57 PM   #66 (permalink)
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From the fun group category...

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Group: MPreg Robots
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Charter: Group for ♀ pregnant and ♂ male pregnant robots lovers

This is also a group for Transformers Autobots and Decepticons

Spino123 is the Autobot Leader Optimus Prime
Echo501 is the Decepticon Leader Megatron

Transformers Movie , Generation one , Robots In Disguise , Armada , Energon , Cybertron , Medabots , Megas XLR , Mechassault , Mechwarrior , Mechs and other kinds of Robots from cartoons or video games or whatever are welcome ...

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Owner of the MPreg Robots group ♂♀

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I'm a shapeshifter but my original form is a black and white female Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus

I like pregnancy , male pregnancy , bondage and other stuffs ... !

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Old 04-03-2009, 10:19 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Saw this little gem while out exploring Mos Eisley

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Don't bother getting in touch with me:
- You have hair that looks like shit, for example it looks like a mop on your head
- You have shoes on your feet that don't fit, get yourself some fitted prim shoes
- You are 7 foot tall but not an Amazon, I do not deal with girls taller than me.
- If you wear clothes you got for free, get some money and spend it on you, look presentable
- You don't have an AO or know what it means.

If you do not bother getting to look good and presentable you are likely not up to the standard that I would look for in a woman in every single way anyway.
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:35 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Saw this little gem while out exploring Mos Eisley
Let me guess; this "person" might be wearing enough bling to compete with O'Hare for landing airplanes and has devised a list to try to avoid schmexing with another mesbian like the 20 they schmexed with last week!
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:59 AM   #69 (permalink)
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So I had to search this person to see who would have written that. Did you read his other profile pick???
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:17 PM   #70 (permalink)
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So I had to search this person to see who would have written that. Did you read his other profile pick???
You're not sharing??
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:20 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Uh, it's not work safe. Totally not work safe. Just search "You don't have an AO or know what it means." in world and he'll be the first person who comes up in search. Then you'll see what I mean.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:21 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Er here's his profile.

Wow, how nasty.

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A real piece of work, that one.
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I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I IM'ed him with "So, your profile tells me you fail as a human being. What's that like?"
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