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Old 06-22-2009, 11:15 AM   #276 (permalink)
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The fee is 500L for just saying hello, white boys. Free if you're black. You don't pay? I don't respond. It makes no difference to Me. I should be busy with a nice black dick or training or converting a white bitch. And make good use of your money, don't just say "hi". Actually try and act like you want something to do with Me. Looking for a good little cuck husband, see Picks.

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No mic, nothing like that. Too many creeps on SL.
She then lists an email address... an actual, off-the Grid contact method, despite the above.

Picture in the 2L profile looks like a re-head librarian. In the RL profile, its a white girl posing with her nose in the camera.

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Old 06-26-2009, 02:31 PM   #277 (permalink)
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I'm not going to post this word for word, but I reading a profile that kept going on about how SL was not just about sex and there's more to do that show your ass in a club. OK, that's fine, but here's what she was wearing:



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Old 06-27-2009, 03:35 PM   #278 (permalink)
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At a party and a person with this charming profile dropped in.

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I love to leave doubts... About everything = )

I dont believe in virtual love - but i do believe in virtual hatred. So be nice with me.

And also nothing connecting my RL and my SL... Almost nothing... maybe.

If you want to deal with me - you have to start to get used to words "sometimes" and "maybe".

So you know few things about me... Now tell about you - I love your stories and legends.

And also here I am mostly for creating stuff. Only few things can impress me =)
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:22 PM   #279 (permalink)
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She then lists an email address... an actual, off-the Grid contact method, despite the above.

Picture in the 2L profile looks like a re-head librarian. In the RL profile, its a white girl posing with her nose in the camera.


its a stolen picture of Boxxy.

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that REALLY obnoxious girl from like youtube -_-
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:27 PM   #280 (permalink)
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I'm not going to post this word for word, but I reading a profile that kept going on about how SL was not just about sex and there's more to do that show your ass in a club. OK, that's fine, but here's what she was wearing:



OH! This reminds me of something I saw the other day, Adam and I were standing in line for bubble tea and this girl in front of me dropped her change and bent over to pick it up, exposing the huge tattoo across her lower back that said "Never forget you big brother" then some years presumably for when he was born and died.

On a tattoo.

Right above her ass.

Like in that picture. o_0
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:54 PM   #281 (permalink)
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OH! This reminds me of something I saw the other day, Adam and I were standing in line for bubble tea and this girl in front of me dropped her change and bent over to pick it up, exposing the huge tattoo across her lower back that said "Never forget you big brother" then some years presumably for when he was born and died.

On a tattoo.

Right above her ass.

Like in that picture. o_0
A colleague of mine has her son's name in that spot also, with some swirly stuff around it. People call them 'tramp stamps' round here
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:43 PM   #282 (permalink)
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its a stolen picture of Boxxy.
Could have sworn I didn't say too much to reveal who's profile it was...

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A colleague of mine has her son's name in that spot also, with some swirly stuff around it. People call them 'tramp stamps' round here
Yeah... very touching tattoos, but in that spot... hmmm...

Been a long time since I've seen a 20-something that -didn't- have something tattooed there though. But you know, Location, Location, Location...
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:46 PM   #283 (permalink)
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OH! This reminds me of something I saw the other day, Adam and I were standing in line for bubble tea and this girl in front of me dropped her change and bent over to pick it up, exposing the huge tattoo across her lower back that said "Never forget you big brother" then some years presumably for when he was born and died.

On a tattoo.

Right above her ass.

Like in that picture. o_0
Alternatively, perhaps she is remembering a pleasant experience they shared?
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:07 PM   #284 (permalink)
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A colleague of mine has her son's name in that spot also, with some swirly stuff around it. People call them 'tramp stamps' round here
Better than some of the other names I've heard for tats located thusly.

"Cum target", for example.
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Old 07-03-2009, 06:49 PM   #285 (permalink)
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I had to ban a "furry hater" from the sandbox today. This was his profile:

I do have someone fucking right I'm taken so please don't fucking ask don't like what you hear to fucking bad not here to deal with your shit but ur here to deal with mine hahaha...joking ok so any way No mixing RL and SL maybe the little things like age but sorry that's it nothing more 'm like I said taken mind heart body soul nothing left it's all hers!!!!!
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I'm sorry, I tried three times to read that. I couldn't.

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Old 07-03-2009, 11:44 PM   #287 (permalink)
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I do have someone fucking right I'm taken so please don't fucking ask don't like what you hear to fucking bad not here to deal with your shit but ur here to deal with mine hahaha...joking ok so any way No mixing RL and SL maybe the little things like age but sorry that's it nothing more 'm like I said taken mind heart body soul nothing left it's all hers!!!!!
... and what a lucky, lucky gal she is!
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Old 07-04-2009, 02:54 AM   #288 (permalink)
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... and what a lucky, lucky gal she is!
I really hope for hilarity's sake that "she" is a guy RL.
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:36 PM   #289 (permalink)
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I had to ban a "furry hater" from the sandbox today. This was his profile:

I do have someone fucking right I'm taken so please don't fucking ask don't like what you hear to fucking bad not here to deal with your shit but ur here to deal with mine hahaha...joking ok so any way No mixing RL and SL maybe the little things like age but sorry that's it nothing more 'm like I said taken mind heart body soul nothing left it's all hers!!!!!
I just dropped by my cafe to check on things and this fellow is there right now! what are the chances?
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I don't usually do this but this was sort of funny - some of my chat with the fellow from the previous post:

[17:50] Profile Guy: aww Carter you never hit on me
[17:50] Profile Guy crys
[17:50] Carter Denja: Profile Guy, you're not my type ... *grins*
[17:50] Someone Else: snap
[17:50] Profile Guy smiles looking for a femal avi
[17:50] Carter Denja: besides your profile makes it quite clear you aren't on the market doesn't it
[17:50] Carter Denja: *smile*
[17:50] Profile Guy: damn forgot

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Ooh, time to copy and paste that convo and send it to the partner!
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I was sitting in the Blarney Stone today. listening to music and profile surfing, and read the following.

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I'm very open about talking about who I am - anyone who isn't is just some boy pretending to be a supermodel.
Got it all figured out, doesn't she? Oh, and she also said she's 21. Arrogant enough to be that age.
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How dare she not want to talk with Hotbaby3423 Gossipgirl, who has a picture of a chick from random free pr0nz gallery with the caption "Yes that's really me " as her first life info.

What an utter bitch.

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Well there are other reasons than that for not wanting to reveal RL info, the last time I looked.
Some of us do think RL information is a privilege, not a right.
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How was her profile about revealing RL info? Is there a new policy where you have to pick a supermodel of your choice as your fake identity or reveal your rl info now? I think I want Naomi Campbell. She's pretty cool with the anger issues and such.

People of either gender who like pretending to be slutty lingerie models on the internet are usually pretty boring to talk, you know. Oh yeah you love getting naked and rubbing yourself on the furniture blinggirl3455, that's fantastic but I was trying to talk to someone typing with both hands tonight. How is not wanting to engage in that kind of conversation offensive to you? Because you're a dude with a female avatar and feel threatened because some 21 year old may or may not want to chat?
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How was her profile about revealing RL info? Is there a new policy where you have to pick a supermodel of your choice as your fake identity or reveal your rl info now? I think I want Naomi Campbell. She's pretty cool with the anger issues and such.

People of either gender who like pretending to be slutty lingerie models on the internet are usually pretty boring to talk, you know. Oh yeah you love getting naked and rubbing yourself on the furniture blinggirl3455, that's fantastic but I was trying to talk to someone typing with both hands tonight. How is not wanting to engage in that kind of conversation offensive to you? Because you're a dude with a female avatar and feel threatened because some 21 year old may or may not want to chat?
I see - we're making this personal now.

I went to the Blarney as Ned Easterwood, thank you very much.

And she was certainly talking about RL information, if you read what I said.

"anyone who isn't (open about talking about who they are) is just some boy pretending to be a supermodel."

I never said she was a bitch - merely that people who think that is the only reason folks don't share RL info have a bit to learn.
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And you were not casting judgment on a whole bunch of people by assuming her attitude was due to her age?

How is how is that not exactly the same kind of attitude you are making fun of here? I suppose running here where she can't see and going "tee hee look what I found" is the mark of maturity then?
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I do reveal RL information, to friends, I don't give it out to strangers, however I don't feel the need to write in my profile RL IS PRIVATE DONT ASK ME ABOUT RL OR I WILL MUTE YOU!!!! etc etc

When people are so outrageously anti rl info, my experience in SL tells me that these people are either a) not worth knowing b) are hiding something
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"Heh, this person is judging a large group of people, one I happen to be part of. I bet it's because she is part of this large group of people I am not part of. Oh those silly people ."


Anyway, it's back to the salt mines for me now .
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