Robert Jung

attn moderator: if this post belongs somewhere else please let me know where.

Well I joined SL to do things like attend public lectures at Harvard, but then I discovered there is sex in SL ;-)

As a newbie I'm afraid of making a fool of myself. I just know I'll click on the wrong part of the couch or the wrong color pose ball and end up doing something I don't want done to me <g> As it is now, I can barely even sit down on the wall on Help Island - I keep sitting backwards ;-) Sitting backwards could be quite dangerous during sex ...

I don't suppose there is a sex area somewhere in SL where it's safe for virgins to try stuff out - sort of a Sex Help Island where Sex Mentors would give advise <grin>.



And the other thing is penises. I picked up a free one but it's not that great. There are so many penises that do so many different things. How's a guy supposed to choose? . I'd also like to hear from the woman. What do the ladies prefer to see ;-) ?

thanks

Brenda Connolly

Clive Owen.

Ann Launay

Trent!

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Eirik

I prefer the ones from Dark Delights. So far they're the only ones i found where you can actually choose between circumsized and uncircumsized. They're kinda costly though. I think I paid about 1200 L$ for it. XCite starter package is only about 750 L$, but IMO it's the worst one of the popular cocks.

As far as where to sit. USUALLY with poseballs: Blue = guy, Pink = girl. And regular poseballs are set so you can't sit backwards on them. You'll usually face the right direction.

Also read this post:

Art of Giving Good Text « Are we not men?

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Arilynn

Agreed.

GQ offers a class on sex and relationships in SL. And you can always find a friend to help you experiment. I did this for a friend who was dying to have SL sex with someone who had been in SL much longer than he. We both laughed through the whole thing, but he was able to figure some things out, including how to operate his new toys, and he had a succesful time with his SL GF.

Cindy Claveau

This is as good a place as any. Just brace yourself for the lulz and levity this thread will get

When you sit on a poseball, you can't sit backwards. It will automatically adjust your avatar position correctly.

No, not really. Places like Neva Naughty are crawling with new residents still in their Linden skins and hair, with commensurate lag. Bukkake Bliss isn't quite as nasty as it sounds, but I'm not sure how much help you'll get in any of these places.

My suggestion: Explore them if you're interested, but before you expect results see if you can find a decent male skin, some prim hair, and something other than the gawdawful wooden freebie newbie cock that's running around. The best place I know of is *drumroll* "Sarah Nerd's Freebie Paradise" - she has about everything you're after there, and it's either free or very very cheap.

If you want to drop some money on stuff, then I suggest getting 2 or 3 nice skin demos (free or 1L, usually) to try on, pick the one you like the best and then shell out 1000L or so.

For scripted penises, Xcite used to be "the" equipment but now there's so many that are sculpty and scripted it's a buyer's market. I've seen the "Realasm" model in some malls and I've been very impressed with its realism. I can't attest to how well it works though

The best advice I can give you is not to be too pushy or callous when you approach women. Even if they're in a sex place, they're still human beings and might respond better to humor, sincerity and flattery than just "wanna fuck?"

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Daman's a lady?

Rosie Barthelmess

Lookit you all up in hurr at the wee hours of your morning edjumacatin noobs on sex0rz.

How do I sign up for some one on one tutoring?

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"You are evidence that a woman who is comfortable in her own skin has a definite advantage over those who are not."

Eirik

That tactic works best if you're looking for teenage boys acting like women in SL.



I said earlier today that I wouldn't sleep until Jack gave some answer on the forums. That Linden cunt who made the forum thread promised he'd answer there today to EVERY comment made.

Jahar Aabye

An good escort might be able to help also, but would obviously cost you money. Still, this is one situation where it might be worth it. Unfortunately, I don't know where to find good quality escorts...and I'm not just saying that because my girlfriend might be reading this.

But seriously, there are people in SL who have sex for money, and like everything else in life, sometimes when you're new and need help, you need a professional.

Eirik

If you're into ladies I'm willing to try it for a night.
Just get in line.

IsaDaft Trollop

a penis that matches the skin tone.

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Originally Posted by Cocoanut Koala If I had weed, a movie, and hot sex waiting for me, too, y'all would be dust in my rear view mirror.

Rosie Barthelmess

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS SLEEP DEPRIVED MAN. *shoves*

Brenda Connolly

BTW, don't get too wrapped up in any performance anxieties regarding SL sex. After all it is just a pixellated cartoon animation, and while some of the poses are good, they still all have a goofy quality to them. SL sexing can be a lot of fun, and even have an emotional appeal, but it shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Brenda Connolly

It's hard to see the "Texture Missing" sometimes, though

Eirik

Agreed. It's important to remember you're not really screwing the goddess on your screen.

You're in reality fucking your dirty old hand (which you as a guy probably didn't wash after your last bathroom visit), and shooting your load all over your keyboard.

Again, welcome to SL.

Macphisto Angelus

Go to Sarah Nerd's Freebie paradise. Grab the freebie johnson she has there, IM Sarah and tell her I said she would help you out. She has trained thousands of newbies with her freebie johnson and wicked keyboard antics. An hour with her and you will be as experienced as any SL gigolo.

Go on.. IM her. She loves that.













*I am going to die for this*

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Ann Launay

And isn't grotesquely oversized.

But seriously, good cyber is more about what's between your ears and your ability to convey those thoughts to your partner than what your avi has between his thighs.

Brenda Connolly

What a romantic. I see why Rosie fell for you......

IsaDaft Trollop

That's why guys have such little "top" heads here...

Brenda Connolly

Get a good cyber going and the animations become almost irrelevant, but I know how the guys go for the visual.

Brenda Connolly

And usually the top head empties quicker than the bottom head.

Robert Jung

thanks everyone. On the U.S. east coast it's time to sleep. I'll check out your suggestions tomorrow.

Psyke Phaeton

It pays to listen to those more experienced. Thank you, Ann.

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Ann Launay

lol, I'm not sure how to take that.