Ran Garrigus

Regarding prim genitals, it's hard to beat Midnight Lotus's offerings for cost, quality, and customization. It doesn't have the bells and whistles of Xcite ... but frankly, I wouldn't want bells _or_ whistles anywhere in that vicinity. It can be set to circumcised or uncircumcised, as you prefer. It has a HUD control, as well as a touch control menu.

As to tinting, I've always found Advanced (CTRL+ALT+D to activate that menu) > UI > Show Color Under Cursor helpful. Zoom in, get the color values for an area of ski nthat looks about right for what you want, and use that as a base for further tweaking. Gets pretty close, pretty quickly.

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Richie Waves

Stick to the Harvard stuff..

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My lastfm

Oooh, Betty! the cat did a shit in the hat

Jerboa Haystack

Man, I miss all the good threads.

Ok..here's what you do. Find a nice woman you are attracted to. Chat her up, flirt like crazy, then pop the question. "Hey...wanna go penis shopping with me? I'll buy your favorite."

Noisey Lane

ROFL - I nearly fell off my bed in 20 different positions reading this!

Cindy Claveau

I have a whole notecard of stuff like that. I wonder if she'll take submissions?

A couple of my all-time favorites:

"OK I have a penis. Now what?"

And my #1 all-time hit:

"U suck good like my chicken"

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Jerboa Haystack

This sounds like a challenge.

Ann Launay

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Xiomara Mendes

lolwhut

I've got notecards of my favorite conversations too... perhaps we can start a subforum here?

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NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE ORDERED ANY MILLIPEDES.

Trout Recreant

I'd like to meet that guy's chicken. Maybe buy her a few drinks, take her dancing, see what happens...

Daisy Rimbaud

Statements like that crack me up. Try dropping it into RL conversation sometime.

Clothes.

Daisy Rimbaud

I was in China the other week and there was a lovely sign in my hotel bathroom, which concluded:

"You could take a shower ensuring that the non-slip bathmat is tightly sucked to the bathtub."

Jerboa Haystack

Huh...it's only the ladies who think this is funny for some reason....

Kyllie Wylie

I'm all three, start out at No.1 .... after a few minutes fall off to No.2 (with lots of Typo's!) and finely end up as a No.3 .... usualy to the point where im getting "are you still there? IM's because i'm ...err... to busy to type. .... then afterwards im back to No.3 !


One serious tip though, Don't Fuck and Flee! spend some time with the cuddle poses in the bed afterwards! Chat a bit! Cuddle with her! spending a little extra time will soon bring you a good rep and a good chance that if you bump into the same girl again she will say yes.

Engaging in nothing but "Wham bam thank you ma'am" cyber will soon find you getting a lot of no thanks from the girls.

Cindy Claveau

Sez you.

Summer

Slutty chicken.

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Jerboa Haystack

Ok...I had to hit up xstreetsl and look at available...erm...product.

I say you go for Stroker's. You can pull a whole frikkin skybox out of that sucker. If that don't impress the ladies, nothing will. ("Excuse me while I whip this out...")

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Seriously though, OP. Ask yourself what you are looking for. If you just want some pixel bumping, and you don't care who - or what - might be at the other keyboard. Find a public room, and spray-n-pray (yes...I know how that sounds).

If you want a relationship, that includes cyber, start with the relationship part first. And be up front with your partner. He/she should understand. Then you can explore cybering with a caring, understanding partner and get prims you will both enjoy playing with. (and I'm not just talking about the pee-pee here.)

Or try for the one night stand at a place like Franks. You never know what will happen.

Ann Launay

I laugh every time someone even mentions that...I can only imagine my reaction if I ever actually witnessed it.

Jerboa Haystack

You do realize his prim womanly parts are hiding the same skybox inside them as well....

Raindrop Drinkwater

What? LL changed the default attachment point AGAIN?

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Sooz Pascale

If you are interested in meeting ladies as eventual partners in intimacy, SL is not that different from RL. As I said previously, dress up nicely, a suit is perfect or even slacks and sports coat. The women at the nicer places, like Frank's, smooth, Phat's etc. will be well dressed. I even got tossed out of Frank's one time because I was in a very nice pants suit which wasn't considered "formal" enough. If the women take the time and care withtheir appearance, they like the men to do so as well. Jeans and the newbie t-shirt are not impressive.

Ask someone to dance and make small talk...the usual stuff, "where are from?" "What do you enjoy in SL?" "Been to any interesting SL places lately?" etc. Do not even mention sex. If the lady is attractive [most SL avs are] and seems intelligent, nice, funny, etc. Ask her if she would mind seeing you again, perhaps for a dancing date, or to go somewhere mutually interesting...9 times out of 10, she will say "yes" as her heart flutters.

Have an enjoyable second meeting, perhaps sharing a bit more information. Find something special about her...her sense of humor, or her killer sense of style or her intelligence or the fact that she seems to be a great mom in RL...concentrate on making her feel special. Then ask her for the next date. If she says "yes" you will probably "get lucky."

You can certainly find a sex partner in SL quiker and easier, but the way I suggested will bring you....QUALITY.

European men seem to be better at this than North Americans or Canadians. South American men are more...direct, but they are SO skiiled at the arts of flirtation, they get a pass, to a point.

I hope this helps.

Sooz

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Beebo Brink

Heck, I'm taking notes and I'm not even looking.

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Sooz Pascale

I doubt if would you need any tips, pointers or suggestions, if you were looking. Your biggest problem would be making enough spaces on your dance card for all the interested people, of all genders.

Sooz

Brenda Connolly

GENTLY guide the conversation, don't push for RL information right off, talk about general stuff first. Don't ofer up your whole RL dossier either. A lot of us aren't interested in bringing any relationship to RL, what you do for a living doesn't really matter The quickest way to make me TP away is to ask where I'm from, how old am I, what do I do for a living, marital status in the first 5 minutes. Sorry Sooz, but the South American Guys are too direct for my tastes, at least the ones I've encountered.

DEFINITELY don't ask sex questions at the first meeting, unless in a free sex area of course. The lamest guys I've come across ask a couple of small questions about the mechanics of poseballs, then try to get a demonstration..

More importantly DON'T ask to voice, if the person has voice turned off, or webcam. Accept the avatar as it is presented at the outset, don't ask for anything to be proven right away. In a nutshell...DON'T BE A DICK.

BTW....Sooz, your insights constantly prove that gender identity does reside in the mind, and nort in the equipment.

Psyke Phaeton

I never knew I was such a dick!

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