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Darkley

Im at the hair fair (again) trying on some demos and i get this im

[23:09] Professor Razor: Sorry, miss, but I'm going to have to ask you to step outside.
[23:09] Darkley Aeon: sorry?
[23:10] Professor Razor: You heard me.
[23:11] Darkley Aeon: what do you mean?
[23:11] Professor Razor: I don't see what's so hard to understand.
[23:12] Darkley Aeon: if you spoke clearly it wouldnt be an issue, what do you want?
[23:13] Professor Razor: Oh, that would be telling.
[23:14] Darkley Aeon: thats kind of the point isnt it?
[23:15] Professor Razor: Surely not. Ath this stage, the point is to find out what somebody's made of
[23:15] Darkley Aeon: you want a fight?
[23:16] Professor Razor: With you or with your big brother?
[23:16] Darkley Aeon: i dont have a big brother
[23:17] Professor Razor: I dunno. You tell me. Do I want to fight with you? My guess is no
[23:17] Darkley Aeon: 'step outside' meas fight
[23:17] Professor Razor: Oh. It can. It can mean other things.
[23:17] Professor Razor: Now I see why you got your panties all in a wad
[23:17] Professor Razor: So to speak
[23:18] Professor Razor: I don't think that's what it means when a gentleman addresses it to someone of the female persuasion
[23:19] Darkley Aeon laughs
[23:19] Darkley Aeon: ok
[23:19] Professor Razor: It might mean "You look pretty good in all this light. How does all that hold up in the alley?"
[23:19] Darkley Aeon snorts
[23:20] Darkley Aeon: you are on the pull at a hair fair?
[23:20] Professor Razor: No. I am just trying to keep up with the times. A gent needs to know what the ladies like
[23:21] Darkley Aeon: well, saying step outside at an 'open air' hair fair is confusing
[23:21] Professor Razor: But when I saw you, well, all bets were off.
[23:21] Darkley Aeon: its because you could see a bit of my boobs aint it?
[23:21] Professor Razor: My sincerest apologies. Wasn't looking for a rumble
[23:21] Darkley Aeon laughs
[23:22] Professor Razor: I think it was your hair spray
[23:22] Darkley Aeon: chemical madness?
[23:22] Professor Razor: Intoxicating
[23:22] Darkley Aeon laughs
[23:22] Darkley Aeon: thanks for the random laughs Professor
[23:23] Professor Razor: Maybe you win Round 1, but it could be a long match
[23:23] Darkley Aeon: you never can tell
[23:24] Professor Razor: That's an awfully intriguing profile you've got. Boobs ain't the half of it
[23:24] Darkley Aeon: thank you very much, im a profile whore
[23:25] Professor Razor: Whore is good.
[23:25] Professor Razor: Does it go beyond profiles?
[23:26] Darkley Aeon: only with a specified person
[23:26] Darkley Aeon:
[23:26] Professor Razor: I'm guessing you're the one who does the specifying, so I'm still hopeful
[23:26] Darkley Aeon laughs
[23:27] Darkley Aeon: you are original i give you that, and funny, but i do have a partner
[23:27] Professor Razor: Oh, Partnered in the Profile. I am always slow to look there. Guess I should care more
[23:27] Darkley Aeon nods
[23:28] Professor Razor: In some ways, SL really is like SL.
[23:28] Darkley Aeon: in some ways yes, but we are together in rl too
[23:28] Professor Razor: Now I care twice as much.
[23:28] Darkley Aeon laughs
[23:28] Professor Razor: But now also I am getting rude, and presuming on your good nature
[23:29] Darkley Aeon: its not a problem, the only people who should care is us
[23:29] Professor Razor: If you tell me you never play except with your partner, I will note that on yur profile. Otherwise, I will just nod and smile.
[23:30] Darkley Aeon: i never play with anyone but my partner
[23:30] Professor Razor nods and smiles regardless
[23:30] Darkley Aeon: it was nice to meet you after all though
[23:30] Professor Razor: Enchantée, mademoiselle.
[23:30] Professor Razor: A bientot

started very odd, but in the end thought he was funny

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Siyu Suen

This is what I saw:

Just more articulate and entertaining

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Darkley

yep, but points for originality

Colette Meiji

someone tried to get you to have sex with them in a dark alley at the hair fair?

Joshua Nightshade

Wow.

Joshua Nightshade

I'm totally going to IM this guy.

Colette Meiji

gonna ask him what he looks like in a dark alley?

reeneebob Birmingham

Now, I never get articulate and downright gentlemanly prose like that in my "Hey wanna fuck?" IMs.

/me pouts

Joshua Nightshade

Oh dear.

I can't tell if he's griefing me back or interested now.

Darkley

bald (or demo hair on) and shoeless at the hair fair, thats the way to pull the hawt guys

Colette Meiji

I still don't get the whole drag you off to a dark alley thing.

Even out of someone looking for the "Hai, want to cyborz?"

Are you in any of those "urban" RP sim groups or something?

And in a packed sim no less?

Joshua Nightshade

He likes both.

It's no fun when they don't freak out.

Joshua Nightshade

DARKLEY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

Darkley

whua-ha-ha-ha-ha

it was all part of my cunning trap that you fell into

Colette Meiji

Dont forget to get Pics Josh!

reeneebob Birmingham

Ewwww his avatar is kinda skeevy

Joshua Nightshade

Maybe everyone should send him soliciting IMs.

Colette Meiji

well now that you have him hooked,

tell him it will be 5000L

that usually sends em packing.

Bunns

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reeneebob Birmingham

OH MY GOD HE IS HITTING ON ME NOW!!!

Joshua Nightshade

He said he had to go to sleep.




I mean, that bastard!