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Old 08-25-2008, 03:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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hit on anything??

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Old 08-25-2008, 03:43 AM   #27 (permalink)
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well now that you have him hooked,

tell him it will be 5000L

that usually sends em packing.
I hadn't thought of that how many times do they offer you the $5k?
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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hit on anything??

you mean im not special??

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not unless he has a thing for bald women at laggy hair fairs
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:44 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:45 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I hadn't thought of that how many times do they offer you the $5k?
now that would be telling.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:45 AM   #31 (permalink)
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not unless he has a thing for bald women at laggy hair fairs
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:47 AM   #32 (permalink)
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[0:33] Professor Razor: Would you like to have sex with me in SL at the Hair Fair?
[0:34] reeneebob Birmingham: as odd as it sounds, I was actually hoping to buy hair at hair fair, but thanks for the kind offer
[0:35] Professor Razor: Sorry. Your profiel didn;'t say anything about not asking you for sex at the Hair Fair, so I thought...
[0:35] reeneebob Birmingham: that's okay, I suppose it never hurts to ask
[0:36] Professor Razor: Oh, I wasn't asking. Not really.
[0:37] reeneebob Birmingham: too bad, I woulda said yes
[0:37] Professor Razor: Just thinking how sad a commentary on SL your profile is. Made me laugh.
[0:37] Professor Razor: No you wouldn't. I can rove that. You said no
[0:37] reeneebob Birmingham: Okay, you got me there
[0:37] Professor Razor: Well, you said "thanks for the kind offer." I think that's still no
[0:37] reeneebob Birmingham: Maybe I was playing hard to get
[0:38] Professor Razor: I just assume you are hard to get
[0:39] Professor Razor: Girls with nice shoes usually are
[0:39] reeneebob Birmingham: Well, I do have nice shoes
[0:39] reeneebob Birmingham: You should see my skins folder.
[0:39] Professor Razor: Exactly
[0:39] Professor Razor: Should I? That's a lovely one
[0:40] Professor Razor: Not that the shape isn't doing a lot of the work.
[0:40] reeneebob Birmingham: I just know how to work the sliders
[0:40] Professor Razor: I'm curious about the eyes....Where from?
[0:40] Professor Razor: Not IC Skins or Zhada?
[0:41] reeneebob Birmingham: Miriels in Silver Screen
[0:41] Professor Razor: Ah
[0:41] reeneebob Birmingham: Skin is Pulse
[0:41] Professor Razor: I need to go to bed. One more question? Time zone?
[0:42] reeneebob Birmingham: EST
[0:42] Professor Razor: Go to bed, woman
[0:42] reeneebob Birmingham: Oh, I'm not a woman
[0:42] reeneebob Birmingham: just play one in SL
[0:42] Professor Razor: Got ot bed, Bob
[0:43] Professor Razor: Well, I was addressing the woman you are playing, but I screwed up and crossed into RL bedtime, so it's my bad
[0:44] Professor Razor: I'm CDT and it's still way past my bedtime, so I am going to lift my face fromt he keyboard and retire
[0:44] Professor Razor: See you soon, perhaps, lovely
[0:44] reeneebob Birmingham: no problem, have a good night, Prof.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:49 AM   #33 (permalink)
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No straight man knows that much about skins/eyes/shoes.

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Old 08-25-2008, 03:49 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:50 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Wow he clearly has himself a pickup spot.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:52 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Wow he clearly has himself a pickup spot.
Well the place is packed with women,

and too laggy for them to run away ...
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:55 AM   #37 (permalink)
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He looks like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, but blockier.

It's just so...odd.
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Old 08-25-2008, 04:24 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2008, 07:48 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2008, 08:36 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Can someone please tip this gentleman off to SLU? I think we need him here.
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Old 08-25-2008, 08:50 AM   #41 (permalink)
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[0:39] Professor Razor: Girls with nice shoes usually are
I wonder if that includes clear plastic stripper stilletos?
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Old 08-25-2008, 08:51 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2008, 08:52 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Can someone please tip this gentleman off to SLU? I think we need him here.
Wow, and I'm a few minutes too late.
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:32 AM   #44 (permalink)
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bald (or demo hair on) and shoeless at the hair fair, thats the way to pull the hawt guys
Somebody tell the blingtards, please!
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:14 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:16 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I wonder if that includes clear plastic stripper stilletos?
The kicker of that was I was wearing plain, flat ballet slipppers in black from Shiny Things.
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:18 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Do you think he would go for chubby chicks? Cuz I got me some junk in my trunk.

And a partner.

And I could be bald and shoeless in like two seconds.
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