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Old 07-13-2008, 11:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This is my 2nd money for baby request this week. Do I have something on me that screams "She'll buy your freaky prim baby's for you"?

[9:24] PinkFluffy Lorefield: hi excuse me sarah but if u haveany money please can i borrow 581 L$ i will pay u back u see i need it to buy a baby and to buy it a cot
[9:24] PinkFluffy Lorefield: and a coat
[9:24] PinkFluffy Lorefield: and clothes
[9:25] Sarah Nerd: Might be cheaper if you found someone who roll-played a baby avatar and came fully clothed
[9:27] PinkFluffy Lorefield: i asked some1 coz i new him but he said no and i knew 19 or 20 ppl who were avatars like babys but the didnt want to be my kid so i decided to buy 1 but i dont have any money and 581 is the cheapesd babys i can find
[9:28] Sarah Nerd: Well I wish you the best of luck, but I only offer free money via my money trees.
[9:28] PinkFluffy Lorefield: money trees u have a shop?
[9:28] Sarah Nerd: Yea I have a money tree in my freebie paradise and in Nifty Fifty
[9:28] PinkFluffy Lorefield: cool
[9:29] PinkFluffy Lorefield: do u sell babys?
[9:29] Sarah Nerd: No I'm sorry no babys
[9:29] PinkFluffy Lorefield: lok
[9:29] PinkFluffy Lorefield: lol*
[9:29] PinkFluffy Lorefield: y?
[9:30] Sarah Nerd: I just never got, or made one.
[9:30] PinkFluffy Lorefield: i need a a baby avatar hun but thanx anyway
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Old 07-13-2008, 11:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2008, 11:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Be glad you don't get lots of baby making requests for your rl.
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Old 07-13-2008, 11:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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L$581 ?

What an odd price to pay for something.
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I might get bored soon and make a freebie freaky prim baby
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Most people want to be rich playboys, cartoon animals, medieval fantasy warriors, robots, dragons, etc.

I wonder if baby RPG is a potential new MMO niche.
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What an excellent concept!
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Old 07-13-2008, 12:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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She's in a hooker group...if she does it right she can get the money *and* the baby
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh God, Sarah. I've found a toilet door with the message "Sarah Nerd. I gives Baby" scrawled on it!
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Makes me wanna put my fetus gun back on SLEX.
o/~ Eve-ry sperm is sacred o/~

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

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Old 07-13-2008, 01:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Sarah, where would you like my "donation?"

Oh wait.. I just read the thread. Title is very misleading.
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I might get bored soon and make a freebie freaky prim baby
There's other things you can do if you get bored.
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I know I've posted this before, but I really do think it sums up the prim baby issue in its entirety.



(As an aside, have any of these sad, desperate people ever noticed that 99.9% of prim babies are EFFING UGLY? I mean, seriously.)
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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SL baby mills.

Which one is more disturbing?
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Most people want to be rich playboys, cartoon animals, medieval fantasy warriors, robots, dragons, etc.

I wonder if baby RPG is a potential new MMO niche.
Seriously, shop the idea to Mars Bracken at Liquid Designs. Now that White Honey is gone, they could replace it with ...

(wait for it)

... "Baby Batter".

And make an RP out of it. It would combine careless sex with Seven Seas. "Spawn Them All!"

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Old 07-13-2008, 02:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I've never, ever "gotten" prim babies.
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Also, prim babies are free for the impregnation at Sensual Stoneworks. So long as you don't mind if your "Little Alicia" has hooves.
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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that was wierd

When i started sl i had a friend that was sl pregnant and randomly the tummy would say that she farted

i dont understand the pleasure in getting pregnant in sl to have a baby thats just a bunch of prims and has no feelings or anything but i guess people have fun in different ways
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