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Old 07-13-2008, 04:37 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:43 PM   #27 (permalink)
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[9:27] PinkFluffy Lorefield: i asked some1 coz i new him but he said no and i knew 19 or 20 ppl who were avatars like babys but the didnt want to be my kid so i decided to buy 1 but i dont have any money and 581 is the cheapesd babys i can find
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I represent the SL Laboratory for Creative Solutions (TM). Having failed in our recent grant applications with the US Government, the Moldavian Secret Service, and Linden lab (TM) we are seeking private funding for the purchase of a number of babies. You can rest assured that your donation will be put to good use on such worthy causes as curing Hair-in-Butt Syndrome, Avatar Crashed at Goddamn SIM Crossing Virus, and Bacterial Frozen Vieweritis.

I am sure you will admit that these are highly worthy causes and that we should all be responsible for finding a cure. One of the things we pride ourselves on is out "No Baby Wasted" policy. When we experiment on babies, we use the WHOLE baby, not just part. Once we are through, the remains are fed to the cattle which are butchered, then used to feed people who make...you guessed it...more babies. It's a self-sustaining ecosystem, and we are proud of our green approach to baby experimentation.

Please, in the name of science, won't you make a donation today? You non-tax deductible donation of 58,100L will buy us 10 babies, and might cure a disease that could one day kill, maim or inconvenience you or a loved one.

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prim babies huh? never saw those until this thread.
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Eboni had a custom little black prim baby named Marie Antoinette. I scripted a prim with the same name that would say "Marie Antoinette: LET THEM EAT CAKE!" whenever you clicked on it.
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:48 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Hey does anyone have a full perms version of the animation and script that people put in stuffed toys to make it look like your holding them in one arm? I made a prim baby and need that to complete it.
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Hey does anyone have a full perms version of the animation and script that people put in stuffed toys to make it look like your holding them in one arm? I made a prim baby and need that to complete it.
I made one of those animations actually, and I just use a zhao to play the anim, I'll send it to you
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:50 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I made one of those animations actually, and I just use a zhao to play the anim, I'll send it to you
You do realize if you keep helping me so much I'll become needy and drive you nuts right?
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Hey does anyone have a full perms version of the animation and script that people put in stuffed toys to make it look like your holding them in one arm? I made a prim baby and need that to complete it.
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You do realize if you keep helping me so much I'll become needy and drive you nuts right?
In that case I'll just say I have money trees and a huge purple freebie store and you can knock yourself out there!
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While I'm begging does anyone have an annoying ass baby cry?
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If this is just for you and not a freebie and you really wanna have some fun.. get this:

Free Puppeteer and make it's head spin around then get a particle effect that looks like it is spewing green stuff when you touch it.
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Old 07-13-2008, 08:58 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Ok, Now I'm prepared the next time I get asked for a prim baby! Nice and ugly like every other prim baby in sl, and I decided to make it FREE with copy/trans perms.


SL Exchange Marketplace - *SarahNerd* FREE Two Headed Prim Baby Boxed

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Thank You Siyu for the perfect animation!
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My sympathy goes out to the men who receive one of these 9 months after their one night stand
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My sympathy goes out to the men who receive one of these 9 months after their one night stand
They could be very handy to hand out after cybering with random strangers who didn't get the idea that it was a one night stand and won't leave you alone.
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:43 PM   #46 (permalink)
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zOMG! Is that what happens when two linked prims (brother and sister) have babies?

Hilarious, Sarah!


After seeing that, it's obvious that there should be a law that forces the owners of related prims to put chastity belts on them!
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:45 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I'm not sure how this happened, but Joshua has given me a baby. I think he drank a lot and I talked in a deep voice.
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Well, they aren't necessarily sad or desperate people. Last person I met who had bought a prim baby was a happily married young mother irl. Some just like them, ya know? They are just another part of life for many, just another thing to add to SL.

Plus they can be fun. Look at Stankleberry's. Poor kid was born with that horrible PLANT head. Little Francesca, I believe its name is.

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