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Old 11-04-2015, 09:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am handling CSR for a friend who is away for health reasons. Mostly minor stuff (ie: "Hey where can I find this at your store" / "Hey I didn't get that when I bought it," etc.).

Tonight email lights up:

XxxxxxxxxXxxx: I BOUGHT GIFT FROM YOUR STORE XXXXX(Nothing Close To Item Name, but in all caps)XXXXX
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: AND SHE DIDN'T RECIEVE IT
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: HER NAME IS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (incorrect avatar name)
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: XXXXXXXXX(Name of item from MP)XXXXXXXXX
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: (link to incorrect item)
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: can you ples send to her
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: my new friend in sl didn't recieve her shoes i purchased to her as a gift (link to a different, but similar item, still not what was purchased)
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: her name is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (correct name this time)
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: ples send to her
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: maybe its marcet plac eproblem again i dono
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: send message to ger with the shoes and message
XxxxxxxxxXxxx: send the shoes to her with a message

I check the MP sales. The buyer purchased the item for herself, not as a gift (no shock). Log in. Neither the purchaser, nor the gift recipient are online. I sent the purchased item to the supposed gift-intended avatar with a brief message and send a message to the buyer explaining that she purchased the gift wrong, but what the hell, I sent to your "friend" anyway. Only all polite like because even though it's 99.9% sure this is a new alt scamming free stuff, it's not my brand, so I play nice.

Glancing at the profiles involved, I hang out a few minutes because I'm sure drama will ensue (behind spoilers for really offensive contents):



Sure enough, a few minutes later:

Xxx Xxxxxxxx: Hello. You have been sent a gift from XxxxxxxxxXxxx of XXXITEMXXX. Enjoy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: it doesnt match skin i have
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: I'm sorrry, but there is no skin with these shoes. Skins don't generally come with shoes. These are for the Slink High Mesh Feet. You'll need to ask your friend to help you match them to your skin, or there is often a Customer Service Rep at the Slink store to help. I can give you a landmark if you needit.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: there should have been a skin applier with this though
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: Skin appliers don't come with shoes, they are sold at the shops where you purchase your skins or you have to tint the mesh feet.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: no but could be built in to match slink feet i mean ok i go to slink store to check or the store i bought skin
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if there is applier
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: The feet do not come with the shoes. The shoes are made to fit the Slink High feet that are purchased separately.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i know
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: the hud should have some kind of sparke option anyway i will not bother with them
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: Have a good night.


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Old 11-04-2015, 09:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would have translated all my responses into Aramaic before sending them and told her to ask her "friend" for help if she didn't understand them.
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Old 11-04-2015, 09:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2015, 09:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I just can't imagine why you should have a problem with them.
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Old 11-04-2015, 09:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2015, 09:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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There are so many favorite parts to choose from. Yeah, the racist stuff is the obvious choice, but how about the first avatar that claims to be 16, but has been in SL for three years and is "VOICE, AGE AND CAM VERIFIED BY SECONDLIFE?"

Oy.
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The fun continues:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i ahve troubble witht he shoes
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i dont stand correct as i should in ground
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: the shoes are under ground half
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: dono why
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: i'm wearing from the box that i should wear
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: Please make sure you are wearing the included shoe base.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I DID AND IT DID NOT WORK
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: they are sinking under ground when standing and walking
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: Are the mesh feet also sinking?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: yes
Xxx Xxxxxxxx: So long as you are wearing the Slink mesh high feet and the correct shoe base that should not be happening. You may need to make sure you are not wearing more than one shoe base if you are in Firestorm. Try removing all shoe bases, logging off and logging in and putting on the correct shoebase. If that still doesn't work the issue may be in your shape hover settings. Customer Service at Slink should be able to help since the issue affects the feet as well.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: leave me alone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: you are weirdo

(Note: If her profile was not a mass of racist trolling bullshit, I would have logged in and done proper CSR. But since she's just trolling for trouble, I'm punting. I regret nothing, but someone may want to buy whatever Slink CSR is on duty a few Jell-O shots).
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"VOICE, AGE AND CAM VERIFIED BY SECONDLIFE?"

Oy.
That really got me. What does that even mean? To be verified by SECONDLIFE?? Is this something I need to have done? Am I missing what might possibly be something which would complete my Second Life? To be voice, age AND cam verified by it?

I feel that I really need to know now.
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: leave me alone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: you are weirdo


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Old 11-05-2015, 02:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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That really got me. What does that even mean? To be verified by SECONDLIFE?? Is this something I need to have done? Am I missing what might possibly be something which would complete my Second Life? To be voice, age AND cam verified by it?

I feel that I really need to know now.
Secondlife resident (1 week) over at the club with all these amazing freebies.
Like, they're totally free and so cool, why would anyone even say bling off with how good this looks.
I know the club is only two weeks old but it's the best thing ever, look how huge the dance floor is!
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That really got me. What does that even mean? To be verified by SECONDLIFE?? Is this something I need to have done? Am I missing what might possibly be something which would complete my Second Life? To be voice, age AND cam verified by it?

I feel that I really need to know now.
I think I'm going to add the following to my profile the next time I login:

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It'd be funny to see the freak out from the "I HATE JEWS AND ARABS!!!" person if you just answered all of their crappy questions with "Allahu Akbar" and "Shalom".
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If they were in a frog avatar I would refuse them service. I actually subscribe to frogcism. What are you? One of them there frog lovers?

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This thread reminds me that I am always amazed at how much hate some people can fit into their profile when I struggle to come up with anything to put in mine.
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SecondLife AGE, CAM and VOICE VERIFIER

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Great minds think alike!

Funny thing is you *know* there are people who would actually pay for this
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