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Cindy Claveau · 03-07-2008, 04:14 PM

Old entry from Broken Toys

They WERE planning 3 versions of the game at release because Americans are afraid of nipples, Germans are afraid of decapitation, and the rest of Europe are depraved fun-seekers.

Or as Lum so helpfully put it:

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But wait. Hold the phones and stick that righteous indignation back in your pocket:

More recent entry - On second thought, you can haz boobs

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Whoops, apparently Funcom had a wardrobe malfunction when they shipped the game off to be certified: it turns out that the US will be getting the EU Socialist Paradise uncensored version (rated M for lots of immaturity). The Age of Conan forums exploded with joy (we hope it was joy, anyway) at the thought of censorship being defeated and totalitarianism being driven back.

Funcom apologizes for this small error (or maybe two small errors.)

Good to know the CM is taking this precisely as seriously as such a grave matter deserves!

Adam Zaius · 03-07-2008, 04:21 PM

Please. Conan is totally gay.

Edav Nomad · 03-07-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Zaius

Please. Conan is totally gay.

You wish. Besides what would a Conan game be without scantily clad warrior women running around with their boobs bouncing and chopping guys heads off?

Ewan Took · 03-07-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Zaius

Please. Conan is totally gay.

Well homoerotic at the very least!

Cindy Claveau · 03-07-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Edav Nomad

You wish. Besides what would a Conan game be without scantily clad warrior women running around with their boobs bouncing and chopping guys heads off?

Why do you think I want to play?

Adam Zaius · 03-07-2008, 04:50 PM

Gay.

Jellin Pico · 03-07-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Zaius

Please. Conan is totally gay.

No more so than Gor

btw for guys, Gor is SO self denial gay

Vaelissa Cortes · 03-07-2008, 08:04 PM

SL already has breasts, I will stay here!

Edav Nomad · 03-07-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vaelissa Cortes

SL already has breasts, I will stay here!

But can the ones who have them run around chopping guys heads off.

Brenda Archer · 03-07-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Edav Nomad

But can the ones who have them run around chopping guys heads off.

Um, this is very Freudian.

Jus' sayin' like.

Ten · 03-08-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Zaius

Dancien Graves · 03-08-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Zaius

Gay.

That's a really poorly photoshopped image of Dave Batista. Who in all actuallity is a very nice guy if you ever get the chance to meet him.

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