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Old 03-07-2008, 04:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Conan: No Boobs for you! Oops, wait ...
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They WERE planning 3 versions of the game at release because Americans are afraid of nipples, Germans are afraid of decapitation, and the rest of Europe are depraved fun-seekers.

Or as Lum so helpfully put it:

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But wait. Hold the phones and stick that righteous indignation back in your pocket:

More recent entry - On second thought, you can haz boobs

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Whoops, apparently Funcom had a wardrobe malfunction when they shipped the game off to be certified: it turns out that the US will be getting the EU Socialist Paradise uncensored version (rated M for lots of immaturity). The Age of Conan forums exploded with joy (we hope it was joy, anyway) at the thought of censorship being defeated and totalitarianism being driven back.

Funcom apologizes for this small error (or maybe two small errors.)

Good to know the CM is taking this precisely as seriously as such a grave matter deserves!
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You wish. Besides what would a Conan game be without scantily clad warrior women running around with their boobs bouncing and chopping guys heads off?
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well homoerotic at the very least!
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Why do you think I want to play?
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Old 03-07-2008, 07:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No more so than Gor


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That's a really poorly photoshopped image of Dave Batista. Who in all actuallity is a very nice guy if you ever get the chance to meet him.
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