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MissKillian Barbosa · 09-24-2007, 12:56 PM

Alright, Fess up.. Now that you're a grown up and got away with it, confess a secret naughty you did from childhood.

I'll start.. *sighs with shame* Alright! Alright! I DID take your Hefty smurf figurine Angie.. I'm sorry, he was too cute, I couldn't control myself and you had so many, I didn't think you'd care!!!

Decadent · 09-24-2007, 01:01 PM

I felt my first cousin up when we were playing Dr. and I liked it.

**Sarah Nerd** · 09-24-2007, 01:08 PM

In first grade I bounced a bouncy ball into the school bathroom toilet and fished it out with my hands because this other girl told me that after anyone flushed it filled up with clean water so it was totally safe. I wanted that ball back bad, and my 6 year old logic totally agreed with her clean water theory.

Now I won't even pee in a public bathroom unless I really really have to.

Ayu Sura · 09-24-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadent

I felt my first cousin up when we were playing Dr. and I liked it.

I think more of that happens than we think...

Asher Bertrand · 09-24-2007, 01:53 PM

Mom and Dad, it was cool and all that you saved money on a babysitter by having me take care of myself while you went out honkeytonkin'. But I didn't go to bed like you told me. Dad? You had a choice collection of Playboys.

Kristian · 09-24-2007, 01:57 PM

Mom -- Hiding the pot you confiscated from Faith in the baby Jesus statue was stupid. Thanks for introducing me to drugs in a roundabout way!

Ingrid · 09-24-2007, 02:03 PM

Slept with the married guy from accounting last week.

Ingrid · 09-24-2007, 02:03 PM

Oh wait.

Joshua Nightshade · 09-24-2007, 02:06 PM

Chronic Skronski · 09-24-2007, 02:46 PM

Dad, I pinched from your stash. I wish I hadn't, it was garbage.

**Sarah Nerd** · 09-24-2007, 03:04 PM

Dad when I was 15 and asked You what the word cunnilingus meant, and You asked me where the hell I heard that word and I told You on the the Maury show, Me and friend Mary were really in my room reading dirty story's and didn't want them taken away.

Also while on that subject one time when I was supposed to be at a 4-H meeting I was getting my first good head in a car parked behind the recycling center from a guy named Shawn. I can still feel his silky hair in my hands. Good times.

Kendra Bancroft · 09-24-2007, 03:07 PM

I stole a dozen of these from Woolworth's Department Store when I was 10.

**Sarah Nerd** · 09-24-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kendra Bancroft

I stole a dozen of these from Woolworth's Department Store when I was 10.

Because those multi color pens were the shit.

Blackie · 09-24-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah Nerd

Because those multi color pens were the shit.

I was going to use those exact words. Four freakin' colors.

I was stashing smokes in the battery compartment of my tape player when I was 10-11. Mom and Dad never had a clue.
(gave up on the smokin' tho and now I'm rich...ehh not so much)

Chronic Skronski · 09-24-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackie

I was going to use those exact words. Four freakin' colors.

Green never worked right.

**Sarah Nerd** · 09-24-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronic Skronski

Green never worked right.

To funny! I honestly was gonna say the same thing before I scrolled to You post. Totally proves they were the shit and we all wanted and had them.

Kristian · 09-24-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah Nerd

Also while on that subject one time when I was supposed to be at a 4-H meeting I was getting my first good head in a car parked behind the recycling center from a guy named Shawn. I can still feel his silky hair in my hands. Good times.

Hot.

**Sarah Nerd** · 09-24-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian Ming

Hot.

Hard to forget, after the fun stuff the car got caught in the snow and he had me step on the gas while he stood outside the open door and pushed it. I stepped on the gas and the door swung back and knocked him on the head.

Jessyanne · 09-24-2007, 05:45 PM

Dad, when I was 14 do you remember how angry you got when you noticed that dent in the rear bumper of the Wagoneer? And you thought that old Mr. Anderson musta hit it while he was parking on the street? Well.. umm.. actually, me a Trish snuck out of the house while you were sleeping and tried to take the car for a ride, but we couldn't figure out how to remove the parking break and it smelled by the time we got it down the street. So we took your truck, and when we got back and I tried to park I hit Mr. Anderson's buick. I just let you blame him since it was doubtful you'd ground a 65 yr old man...

ZATZAi · 09-25-2007, 01:00 PM

Hmm, I once cheated on a religion test.

Ewan Took · 09-25-2007, 01:10 PM

It was me that put suzie the doll head first in the wallpaper paste bucket. The thing used to creep me out.

DaQbet Kish · 09-25-2007, 03:29 PM

I used to grab a bag of water softer salt that they kept out front of the grocery store, and take it in to customer service and tell them my dad had already bought some and we just needed the money back. It always worked and sometimes they would even ask if I could please just take that bag and put it on the pile out front with the others.
Swear to god.

Trinity Serpentine · 09-25-2007, 06:56 PM

Dear Alpha Beta, I'm sorry I stole a steak from your store, I was hungry.

MissKillian Barbosa · 09-26-2007, 10:54 AM

Umm.. here's one.. I let a neighborhood boy fondle me behind our house, because he said he was my boyfriend.. I wasn't even aware he was my boyfriend before that day.. And strangely enough, a few days later..he said he wasn't anymore..

Joshua Nightshade · 09-26-2007, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissKillian Barbosa

Umm.. here's one.. I let a neighborhood boy fondle me behind our house, because he said he was my boyfriend.. I wasn't even aware he was my boyfriend before that day.. And strangely enough, a few days later..he said he wasn't anymore..

Oo

Why did that remind me of Forrest Gump?

09-24-2007, 12:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
MissKillian Barbosa Slackers unite!! Later.. Bo-yaa Baby! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In a castle on a cloud. Posts: 2,139 My Mood: SL Join Date: 2/2007 Blog Entries: 2	Confessions! Alright, Fess up.. Now that you're a grown up and got away with it, confess a secret naughty you did from childhood. I'll start.. sighs with shame Alright! Alright! I DID take your Hefty smurf figurine Angie.. I'm sorry, he was too cute, I couldn't control myself and you had so many, I didn't think you'd care!!! __________________ Silly Ol' Killy Dilly

09-24-2007, 01:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Decadent is a hypocritical twat. pretty, pretty princess. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dallas. Posts: 3,767 My Mood: SL Join Date: '04 '06.	I felt my first cousin up when we were playing Dr. and I liked it. __________________ You suck, and that's sad.

09-24-2007, 02:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ingrid archived Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,300 SLShopper Ads: 7 Awards: 1	Slept with the married guy from accounting last week. __________________ "You know how this thread is going to end? I'll tell you how it's gonna end. It's going to end well." - Aimee Weber

09-25-2007, 01:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
ZATZAi Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: California Posts: 2,525 XBOX Leaderboard: 13^th	Hmm, I once cheated on a religion test. __________________ - ZATZAi

09-25-2007, 01:10 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ewan Took watch out for that..... ............ Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ......... Posts: 2,982	It was me that put suzie the doll head first in the wallpaper paste bucket. The thing used to creep me out. __________________ "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

09-24-2007, 01:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sarah Nerd I BUY LAND SLU Supporter Still floating around the interwebz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: O-hi-o! Posts: 9,389 My Mood: Harpoon Lagoon Champion! SLShopper Ads: 2 SL Join Date: August 05 Awards: 2	In first grade I bounced a bouncy ball into the school bathroom toilet and fished it out with my hands because this other girl told me that after anyone flushed it filled up with clean water so it was totally safe. I wanted that ball back bad, and my 6 year old logic totally agreed with her clean water theory. Now I won't even pee in a public bathroom unless I really really have to.

09-24-2007, 01:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Asher Bertrand Dead Guy Creaking watermelons Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,109 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2	Mom and Dad, it was cool and all that you saved money on a babysitter by having me take care of myself while you went out honkeytonkin'. But I didn't go to bed like you told me. Dad? You had a choice collection of Playboys.

09-24-2007, 01:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kristian lucky idiot SLU Supporter Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,909 My Mood: SL Join Date: 2/26/2005 Blog Entries: 1	Mom -- Hiding the pot you confiscated from Faith in the baby Jesus statue was stupid. Thanks for introducing me to drugs in a roundabout way!

09-24-2007, 02:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ingrid archived Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,300 SLShopper Ads: 7 Awards: 1	Oh wait.

09-24-2007, 02:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Joshua Nightshade Account Closed Unedited Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 33,567 My Mood:

09-24-2007, 02:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Chronic Skronski Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 100 My Mood:	Dad, I pinched from your stash. I wish I hadn't, it was garbage.

09-24-2007, 03:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sarah Nerd I BUY LAND SLU Supporter Still floating around the interwebz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: O-hi-o! Posts: 9,389 My Mood: Harpoon Lagoon Champion! SLShopper Ads: 2 SL Join Date: August 05 Awards: 2	Dad when I was 15 and asked You what the word cunnilingus meant, and You asked me where the hell I heard that word and I told You on the the Maury show, Me and friend Mary were really in my room reading dirty story's and didn't want them taken away. Also while on that subject one time when I was supposed to be at a 4-H meeting I was getting my first good head in a car parked behind the recycling center from a guy named Shawn. I can still feel his silky hair in my hands. Good times.

09-24-2007, 03:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Kendra Bancroft Snarky Alien Grrl Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,853 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 1 Awards: 2	I stole a dozen of these from Woolworth's Department Store when I was 10.

09-24-2007, 05:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
Jessyanne Senior Member Likes the smell of green Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pa Posts: 4,828	Dad, when I was 14 do you remember how angry you got when you noticed that dent in the rear bumper of the Wagoneer? And you thought that old Mr. Anderson musta hit it while he was parking on the street? Well.. umm.. actually, me a Trish snuck out of the house while you were sleeping and tried to take the car for a ride, but we couldn't figure out how to remove the parking break and it smelled by the time we got it down the street. So we took your truck, and when we got back and I tried to park I hit Mr. Anderson's buick. I just let you blame him since it was doubtful you'd ground a 65 yr old man...

09-25-2007, 03:29 PM	#22 (permalink)
DaQbet Kish cautiously reckless eye on the prize Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 690 My Mood:	I used to grab a bag of water softer salt that they kept out front of the grocery store, and take it in to customer service and tell them my dad had already bought some and we just needed the money back. It always worked and sometimes they would even ask if I could please just take that bag and put it on the pile out front with the others. Swear to god.

09-25-2007, 06:56 PM	#23 (permalink)
Trinity Serpentine Retired DJ Banana anyone? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the Radar Posts: 1,576 My Mood: SL Join Date: May 2003 Business: RadioRadio Awards: 1	Dear Alpha Beta, I'm sorry I stole a steak from your store, I was hungry.

09-26-2007, 10:54 AM	#24 (permalink)
MissKillian Barbosa Slackers unite!! Later.. Bo-yaa Baby! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In a castle on a cloud. Posts: 2,139 My Mood: SL Join Date: 2/2007 Blog Entries: 2	Umm.. here's one.. I let a neighborhood boy fondle me behind our house, because he said he was my boyfriend.. I wasn't even aware he was my boyfriend before that day.. And strangely enough, a few days later..he said he wasn't anymore..

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