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Old 08-03-2008, 01:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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That stuff had better be tasty. People don't generally like to eat stuff that has a name that sounds like a STD.
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Can spotted dick get things off a high shelf for me? DING! No. I'll stick with the penis.

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Can spotted dick get things off a high shelf for me? DING! No. I'll stick with the penis.

But spotted dick don't mind hiding in the drawer when your mother visits. Also spotted dick does not leave the toilet seat up


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that just looks and sounds ALL kinds of wrong..
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But spotted dick don't mind hiding in the drawer when your mother visits. Also spotted dick does not leave the toilet seat up
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True enough...but can Spotted Dick make you angry enough for good make-up sex?

Hmmm? I think not.
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... As a Brit I can assure you its better than sex - served hot with custard and/or golden syrup .

That and treacle tart
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... As a Brit I can assure you its better than sex - served hot with custard and/or golden syrup .

That and treacle tart
Nothing is better than sex

Well maybe wining the lottery


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*I thought those spots where delicious pieces of chocolate, but no, they're some gross dried fruit. What the hell, Britain? What the hell?
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Actually, you can drizzle chocolate ganache over it. Served warm, it is quite delicious.
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*I thought those spots where delicious pieces of chocolate, but no, they're some gross dried fruit. What the hell, Britain? What the hell?
Well of course the spots are fruit. Chocolate would melt away when you steam it. And steaming rehydrolises the fruit so it's juicy.
Garn .. you colonists know nuffink!

I had a lardy slice for lunch today. That was better than sex too!
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*I thought those spots where delicious pieces of chocolate, but no, they're some gross dried fruit. What the hell, Britain? What the hell?


In future clean a penis off before fellatio.

And if it had dried fruit on it... was it watermelon?

If it was.. why were you fellating Torley?
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In future clean a penis off before fellatio.

And if it had dried fruit on it... was it watermelon?

If it was.. why were you fellating Torley?
Good tip.

Not sure.

Well we... hey, that's none of your business!
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Well of course the spots are fruit. Chocolate would melt away when you steam it. And steaming rehydrolises the fruit so it's juicy.
Garn .. you colonists know nuffink!

I had a lardy slice for lunch today. That was better than sex too!
Germany is not a colony of England, dammit!
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Ok Bilbo, you got it then. Lardy cakes only on the menu at the Castle from now on then seeing as how you enjoy them so much
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