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Walker Moore · 05-07-2008, 07:33 AM

First of all Tenshi, leave me alone!

Secondly, welcome to the wonderful world of making alien heads from deers' arses!

Make you own redneck art

"For centuries, families have enjoyed the camaraderie and joy of making alien heads from deer butts. Join the fun! Once you know the secrets, it's easy to transform an ordinary deer butt into a work of redneck fine art. Let's take a closer look at this ancient and noble craft of redneck art.

[snip]

All you need to create your own deer art is a styrofoam mannequin head, a fresh deer butt, a sharp knife and some glue and you are ready to get started making your own deer masterpiece.

[snip]

Many people say that the real red neck art is the shaping of the deer anus to look like a mouth.

This is the true test of the artists loving hand.

The anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch the anus for realistic effects such as smiles and frowns.

In general, the leading deer butt artists concentrate on the details of the mouth."

There are some far more disturbing pictures on that page.

Brig McD · 05-07-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walker Moore

First of all Tenshi, leave me alone!

Secondly, welcome to the wonderful world of making alien heads from deers' arses!

Make you own redneck art

"For centuries, families have enjoyed the camaraderie and joy of making alien heads from deer butts. Join the fun! Once you know the secrets, it's easy to transform an ordinary deer butt into a work of redneck fine art. Let's take a closer look at this ancient and noble craft of redneck art.

[snip]

All you need to create your own deer art is a styrofoam mannequin head, a fresh deer butt, a sharp knife and some glue and you are ready to get started making your own deer masterpiece.

[snip]

Many people say that the real red neck art is the shaping of the deer anus to look like a mouth.

This is the true test of the artists loving hand.

The anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch the anus for realistic effects such as smiles and frowns.

In general, the leading deer butt artists concentrate on the details of the mouth."

There are some far more disturbing pictures on that page.

OMG that's teh weird!!!

Bard Jameson · 05-07-2008, 12:13 PM

Taxidermy should not be practiced by the insane

Stankleberry Sullivan · 05-07-2008, 12:14 PM

I want one!

Walker Moore · 05-07-2008, 12:15 PM

If they did that to a deer's arse while it was still alive, would it shit saucers?

Atia · 05-07-2008, 01:08 PM

More deer ass art. Art's the one in back.

Ingrid N. · 05-07-2008, 03:38 PM

Finally a thread in the crafts forum I can relate to.

Ten · 05-08-2008, 12:05 AM

You guys need help.

No, seriously.

Fmeh · 05-08-2008, 06:00 AM

Dr. Phil could destroy the happiness of a.... well, something anyway, he could just about jinx any situation, and I need to go to bed, goodnight everyone.

Kalia Meiklejohn · 05-10-2008, 12:14 AM

Awwww poor deer!
Bleh.
Icky.
Gross.

Joshua Nightshade · 05-10-2008, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walker Moore

you can stretch the anus

Nah, too easy.

Kalia Meiklejohn · 05-10-2008, 12:23 AM

I just...don't...get it...

What's the appeal here?

Sarah Nerd · 05-10-2008, 12:29 AM

This is cool but I've been holding out for a stuffed squirrel in cute clothing.

Sarah Nerd · 05-10-2008, 12:32 AM

You know, this thing looks like the kind of thing my family would turn into a family joke and wrap for each other on holidays. We have this stuffed elf named sparky that so ugly we thought it was funny and would wrap it as a gift on holidays, put it peoples luggage before a trip to surprise them when they get there and unpack ect. Me my mom and sister pass a few items around like this. Sparkly has been sent in the mail, ups'd, showed up in our cars, and He showed up on both mine and my sisters honeymoons. We also do it with this really tacky dog figurine thats glued to a patch of fake fur.

MoxZ Mokeev · 10-04-2008, 04:00 PM

Redhead · 10-04-2008, 07:01 PM

I knew I shouldn't click on this one. Why, oh why didn't I listen to myself...

Charlemagne Allen · 10-04-2008, 09:47 PM

Bambi has Rule 34, too....

Joy Honey · 10-04-2008, 09:49 PM

This thread is certainly not about what I thought it was going to be about.

05-07-2008, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Walker Moore The Son of Avatar Hiding Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8,186 Doom Rider Champion! SL Join Date: 13-May-06 My Mood:	Getting head from a deer's arse! First of all Tenshi, leave me alone! Secondly, welcome to the wonderful world of making alien heads from deers' arses! Make you own redneck art "For centuries, families have enjoyed the camaraderie and joy of making alien heads from deer butts. Join the fun! Once you know the secrets, it's easy to transform an ordinary deer butt into a work of redneck fine art. Let's take a closer look at this ancient and noble craft of redneck art. [snip] All you need to create your own deer art is a styrofoam mannequin head, a fresh deer butt, a sharp knife and some glue and you are ready to get started making your own deer masterpiece. [snip] Many people say that the real red neck art is the shaping of the deer anus to look like a mouth. This is the true test of the artists loving hand. The anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch the anus for realistic effects such as smiles and frowns. In general, the leading deer butt artists concentrate on the details of the mouth." There are some far more disturbing pictures on that page.

05-07-2008, 12:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
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05-07-2008, 01:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
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05-07-2008, 03:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
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05-07-2008, 12:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Walker Moore The Son of Avatar Hiding Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8,186 Doom Rider Champion! SL Join Date: 13-May-06 My Mood:	If they did that to a deer's arse while it was still alive, would it shit saucers?

05-08-2008, 06:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
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05-10-2008, 12:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
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05-10-2008, 12:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
Kalia Meiklejohn The SLShop-a-holic Oh hush! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 144 SL Join Date: 06/19/06 My Mood:	I just...don't...get it... What's the appeal here?

05-10-2008, 12:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
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05-10-2008, 12:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sarah Nerd I BUY LAND Can I play with your land? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Shermerville Posts: 7,155 Harpoon Lagoon Champion! SLShopper Ads: 1 My Mood: Awards: 2	You know, this thing looks like the kind of thing my family would turn into a family joke and wrap for each other on holidays. We have this stuffed elf named sparky that so ugly we thought it was funny and would wrap it as a gift on holidays, put it peoples luggage before a trip to surprise them when they get there and unpack ect. Me my mom and sister pass a few items around like this. Sparkly has been sent in the mail, ups'd, showed up in our cars, and He showed up on both mine and my sisters honeymoons. We also do it with this really tacky dog figurine thats glued to a patch of fake fur.

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