A hypothetical Question.. think hard!
Posted 05-11-2008 at 11:05 AM by MissKillian Barbosa
I just got done eating a breakfast sammich from Panera bread.. It was Fookin' awesome!
Well, onto a serious matter.
Folks..I have a hypothetical question.. Say a vampire falls in love with a vegan and they get married.
Now, the vampire is SICK and TIRED of the vegans diet of tofurky, beans, vegetables and other meatless products. Why?, you ask, well through some miracle the vampire can now taste what she tastes and he want's her to taste a steak.
Now the vegan is very pro PETA and animal rights, "Meat is Murder" is her mantra, but Asher..I mean the vampire doesnt want to hear any of that anymore, he has only been going along with her idealism to humor her. But, I think it's beginning to grate his nerves.
Alright, so the question is... Should the vegan give up her diet for a day or two every year to satiate his bloodlust? He really really really hates SOY.. Should she, as his wife, try yo please her long suffering husband, should she give him comfort in the foods he misses so dearly and cannot eat on his own?
Should the vegan, come on she doesnt even do dairy or honey, consume that which is cruel and inhumane to her, give up her sense of moral outrage at the savage practice of consuming flesh?
Well, onto a serious matter.
Folks..I have a hypothetical question.. Say a vampire falls in love with a vegan and they get married.
Now, the vampire is SICK and TIRED of the vegans diet of tofurky, beans, vegetables and other meatless products. Why?, you ask, well through some miracle the vampire can now taste what she tastes and he want's her to taste a steak.
Now the vegan is very pro PETA and animal rights, "Meat is Murder" is her mantra, but Asher..I mean the vampire doesnt want to hear any of that anymore, he has only been going along with her idealism to humor her. But, I think it's beginning to grate his nerves.
Alright, so the question is... Should the vegan give up her diet for a day or two every year to satiate his bloodlust? He really really really hates SOY.. Should she, as his wife, try yo please her long suffering husband, should she give him comfort in the foods he misses so dearly and cannot eat on his own?
Should the vegan, come on she doesnt even do dairy or honey, consume that which is cruel and inhumane to her, give up her sense of moral outrage at the savage practice of consuming flesh?
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YES! GIVE IT UP!
EVERYONE NEEDS
STEAK AND A BLOW JOB DAY.Posted 05-11-2008 at 12:52 PM by Asher Bertrand
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Ahem.. please excuse that outburst ladies and gentlemen, it comes from lack of protein.. and blow jobs.
Posted 05-11-2008 at 12:59 PM by MissKillian Barbosa - Where's the thumbs-up agree button?Posted 05-11-2008 at 02:07 PM by Asher Bertrand
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If he wants steak, give him stake (not a typo hehe). Seriously though, perhaps he's mistaken you for the love child of a cow and vacuum? lolPosted 05-12-2008 at 12:47 PM by Cincia Singh -
What up? He's not eating steak anyway? He's trying to be vegan, while you're not going carnivore?
Have a steak, Asher. Last I checked, blow jobs are not required to have one.
Posted 05-13-2008 at 07:51 PM by Bard Jameson -
Well, the hypothetical vampire, if he wants steak that badly, should go dig his fangs into a hypothetical cow... On his own time.
Posted 05-22-2008 at 09:34 PM by Rooke Ayres - You ppl are HATERS. Haters, I tells ya.Posted 06-29-2008 at 06:29 PM by Asher Bertrand
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The Vampire should turn into a bat and go suck some blood from nubile young teenagers. That would make him feel better.
Posted 06-30-2008 at 08:51 AM by Charlemagne Allen -
Bite the vegan, make her a love slave.
Madcap antics will follow.Posted 06-30-2008 at 11:44 AM by Beezle Warburton - Heh. They have...Quote:Bite the vegan, make her a love slave.
Madcap antics will follow.Posted 06-30-2008 at 12:09 PM by Asher Bertrand - Steak is a right, not a privilege!Posted 06-30-2008 at 02:05 PM by Love
