I just got done eating a breakfast sammich from Panera bread.. It was Fookin' awesome!
Well, onto a serious matter.
Folks..I have a hypothetical question.. Say a vampire falls in love with a vegan and they get married.
Now, the vampire is SICK and TIRED of the vegans diet of tofurky, beans, vegetables and other meatless products. Why?, you ask, well through some miracle the vampire can now taste what she tastes and he want's her to taste a steak. ...