Do The Newbie Jerk
Posted 07-17-2008 at 07:36 AM by Ben Hoark
It's the newest dance craze folks.
Here's what you do:
Just don't be a Newbie Jerk, ok?
Here's what you do:
Walk up to random strangers and ask for money.I was a newbie once. You were a newbie once. All god's chillun were newbies once. There's no shame in it, and I don't have a problem with it. Smile nicely and be polite and I'll even help you to move on from your newbie status.
Ask for friendship as soon as someone talks to you, and get huffy when they turn you down.
Walk into a club and pester the dancers with questions about how to make money. Or walk up to people who are busy building, and pester them instead.
Just don't be a Newbie Jerk, ok?
Total Comments 3
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 |  Can we process new people into Newbie Jerkie? That's good eating! |
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| |  Omg. That's why I don't like newbies. That's why nobody likes newbies. |
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| |  Ah, you forgot the most important part of the Newbie Jerk... walk up to random strangers and ask them for sex. Always make sure you do this in PG areas such as welcome areas or shoe stores. You never know who will say yes! |
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