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Old 08-16-2010, 03:12 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Masami Kuramoto View Post
Here's my theory:
  • Linden Lab can't roll out mesh as long as Emerald has no mesh support.
  • Linden Lab can't add mesh support to Emerald for reasons laid out in their third-party viewer policy.
Solution: Assign the job to a contractor. Enter Qarl.
/me adds to the Conspiracy theory.

Qarl had drinks with Philip over the weekend, and this plot was hatched.
"To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?"

"I suppose so," said Alice.

"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

"I call it purring, not growling," said Alice.

"Call it what you like," said the Cat.
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