| Some more from WoW:
Blood Elf: "Ugh I hate Thunder Bluff! You can't find a good burger anywhere."
Gnome: "You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of human statues."
Drenae: "Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I'm just curious."
Orc: "I'm very feminine. And I'll beat the crap out of anyone who disagrees."
Troll: "I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
I kill two dwarves in de afternoon, and then I feel alright.
I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more."
Tauren: "One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor."
Human: "So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
Murloc: "gurblgrgleburglelurlgulululul." |