Don't look at me, Briar. I blame Bard and his horrid looking Eggs Benedict.
But I agree. I've known a few people who should just be banned from the kitchen altogether. I'm not even a picky eater by any means. But any of the foods above would be enough for me to find an excuse to order Chinese takeout.
Edit: I think this might be Broccoli flavored jello...or "snotcake":
