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Old 11-05-2008, 06:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I enjoy rifles, I'm not a hunter or anything, I just like shooting at paper, with pictures of zombies I drew, on 'em, and I voted for Obama. 'Cuz I know a president can't repeal any of our rights.

A lot of folks think the presidency is some sort of God fucking Emperor of Dune, with prescient awareness, and absolute power, able to do as he pleases for the next 5000 years.

Pay attention, this is important.

You fight zombies close in, and you need mass damage, but they're slow, so you don't need a quick firing rate. You should already know this! It's the SHOTGUN for zombies, not a rifle.

Save the rifle for aliens or enemy soldiers. Better long range accuracy and repeat rate, but less damage. Sniper rifles are good if you have a clear line of sight and preferably some height, but you are always short of ammo.

In a pinch, chainsaws and crowbars work against zombies as well.

If all else fails, the gravity gun is your friend.

You really need to play more video games.
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