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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant  Excellent idea! Can I help? I write a brutal "F-you" letter. It's one of my specialties. |
I'll bet you do!! Despite my previous admonition to Sarah, SOMETIMES Anglo Saxon crudities CAN be effective, depending on context. One of my specialties is writing a leter to an opposing party, or more frequently, their attorney, explaining in long, stilted detail why my client will not pay them anything concluding with one of my favorite sayings from my red neck family, to wit: "You have as much chance of getting money from my client as you do trying to stuff butter up a bobcat's ass with a hot screwdriver." I've even used that line in settlement conferences. You should see the judges trying to control their laughter at that one!!
Sooz