Selected nearly at random as the choices were endless, here are a few reasons I
Humps, even when I don't a clue what he is saying (my problem, not his):
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- I could not go a day without SLU. It is the mutts nuts imho
- but no just bastard pooping bollocking bloody data frigging base.
- She was however distracted from the business at hand by my amazing nipples
- Bloody bugger bollocks
- A few years ago nothing could have distracted me from rogering the bloom boy in wide and varied positions.
- Cart is in bed and I can hear him snoring so if the debate gets boring we could go in and throw bit's of rusk into his open mouth.
- Given that I spend hours fighting with myself 'you can't post that' 'post it' 'You can't tell them that' 'Tell them' 'Thats not as funny as you think it is' 'Yes it is' I think I may well end up posting in one thread and retracting in another....which will do wonders for my post count if not my sanity
- I shall pop over and undress in front of you singing God Save the Queen whilst balancing a pickled egg on each nipple (big nipples...like organ stops).
- BTW the shop assistant assured me that the correct term is MANBAG (Cos I'm all man rawwwwr)
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