McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs | Weekly World News Quote:
BREAKING NEWS! Senator McCain has asked for the Friday debate to be delayed so he may “focus on the economy”. But insiders tell Weekly World News it’s just a cover-up to hide his secret leg-lengthening surgery!
“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares.
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