Joy Honey

I have always hated for anyone to shorten my name. It sounds like a mafia goon's name to me. The one time my mom tried to call me the shortened version, I reminded her she didn't name me THAT (omg Mom, ugh)!

She did have a few odd nicknames for me (and my siblings) - Ivan Stravinsky Stravorsky (or something like that). I never minded the nicknames, though. Just the shortened name.

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"Mom, why is your eye twitching?"
-my 7 yr old son


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
— Mark Twain