You sell your soul for sarcasm, and a sense of superiority
If the cost of living is killing you...
it's the frickin cape 
. Going out to the suburbs around the New Hampshire or Connecticut border will just make property prices drop.. saying it's expensive to live on the Cape is like saying it's expensive to live on Beacon Hill
We have pretty trees, nice weather, small spiders, a sense of history, and lots of little places to explore and to visit. I really adore Massachusetts, we're completely impervious to natural disasters and the people are just awesome. Look how many
sl'er Massholes are coming out of the woodwork
Maybe we should do a masshole meetup?
We could call it... Boslcon!
(bozzlecon? boslicon? masslcon?)