A DRUNK LILY ALLEN had a jokey row with SIR ELTON JOHN on stage at the GQ Awards - but upset her little brother ALFIE by announcing to the world that he's getting married. Lily - co-hosting the event with Elton - began the night looking serene in a full-length gown, but then she started on the free champagne. It was Elton – pretending to be agitated with her boozing – who started the funny war of words. As Lily told fans: “And now to the most important part of the night," Elton replied: “What? Are you going to have another drink?” Pretending to take offence, the Smile singer retorted: “F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!” It led to her co-host alluding to both of them having a cocaine habit, as he boasted: “I could still snort you under the table.” At this point Lily simply told him: “F*** off. I don't know what you are talking about.” Lily did a grand job presenting the annual show with Elton - but won’t be too popular at home after introducing Alfie’s partner JAIME WINSTONE as her “very soon-to-be sister-in-law”. She asked her to show off her diamond before she presented the Comedians Of The Year award to THE MIGHTY BOOSH. But Jamie could simply be seen mouthing back: “Shh, no one is supposed to know.” A friend of the couple confirmed they are indeed getting married. The co-hosts had a laugh at AMY WINEHOUSE’s expense, with Elton quipping: “Unfortunately Amy Winehouse could not be here tonight... but we will crack on.” Lily said she had the hots for Inspiration award winner TONY BENNETT — saying she would “still f***” the legendary crooner.

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