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Old 09-03-2008, 02:09 PM   #39 (permalink)
Trout Recreant
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So when did you want to take pictures of my breasts to use as knobs on your sex . . um . . sex thing. sextent. sex tent? um, the boat thing.
It's offers like this that make me love SL.

Unfortunately, pictures of breasts look weird on spherical knobs, and I suspect they would distract anyone using the sextant for navigation (for which it's worthless anyway - navigation by the stars being somewhat ineffective in SL)

On the microscope I'm selling, I goofed with the textures so when you look in the lens, you see a little paramecium. I briefly toyed with the idea of a tiny naked woman, but thought better of it. FWIW, the paramecium is nude.

Actually, now that I think of it, it would be cool to have that texture change ever 10 seconds or so, so you could watch a little slide show. God Damn It! I wish I'd thought of that earlier. Now I'm angry with myself. And I'm a hack. There, I publically humiliated myself so none of you had to do it. That would have kicked way more ass than a static picture.

Sigh. Back to the drawing board.
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