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Old 08-27-2008, 09:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
Beau Perkins
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No really lets get serious. I know you are all having fun but this is getting personal.

You see I know Jesus personally. When I was like 20, and driving around the country with dead heads. I met Jesus one weekend in Myrtle Beach. We discussed life and love, and and then he drove off into the sunset with a bunch of guys headed north to St. Louis.


This is a true story by the way...well we called him Jesus. He was a dark Jewish guy with a long beard.
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