Originally Posted by Miriel Enfield

I guess I can try the Domino scripts later, though I'll be honest: I really fucking hate Blender's UI. Nothing with it is easy for me. Any time I try to learn to do anything new with it, it takes me days, even if I have a manual in front of me. I've never used scripts much, and I really, really don't care to deal with the hours upon hours of frustration that it will very probably involve.

I managed to get some branches that worked (manual editing of the map plus breaking up the cylinder different), but I'll consider the scripts next time I'm dealing with something like this, if it's too hard to fix manually and there's no workaround.

EDIT: I attempted to install the scripts. The directory I am supposed to install them into doesn't exist. The directory it's supposed to be inside doesn't exist. Fuck this stupid program; I'll continue to muddle through the way I have been.

EDIT II: But thank you to everyone who's attempted to help!