| I've often thought that if my scripting skills were better, I'd whip up a "Realities of Pregnancy" HUD.
To whit:
"Macha Morigi's fetus says: Mummy has appalling water retention right now folks: just look at her hippo ankles"
"Macha Morigi's fetus says: Mummy's chronic morning sickness causes her to vomit yet again, slowly eroding the enamel on her teeth"
"Macha Morigi's fetus says: Mummy has the most god-awful constipation right now, which may explain why her haemorroids are breeding like rabbits"
"Macha Morigi's 's fetus says: Mummy's having a mood swing again which is why Daddy is currently hiding under the bed"
I mean, come on - let's tell it how it really is... |