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After Wednesday's sentencing, Durham was to get the rest of the deal — calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream, his defense attorney confirmed. They will pay the tab. |
I can see this episode of Law and Order..
Prosecutor: "Your client flipped out because of an icecream truck... he travelled across the country and killed a man who didn't even WORK for the company anymore... And you want a DEAL? Fine, here's the deal: your client agrees to a life sentence, with the possibility for parole in 30 years, and we'll throw in pizza"
Defense: "that's not good enough counselor.. We want fried chicken and coleslaw.. Oh and some calzones."
Prosecutor: "We're not prepared to make that kind of a deal."
Defense: "Okay.. how about if we pay?"
Prosecutor: "Deal"