| Here's my response. Tonight, in honor of PETA, I'm going to go out for the biggest, rarest, juciest goddamn steak I can find. I'm thinking the chicken wing appetizer first, and if I could think of a dessert with meat in it, I'd buy that, too. I'm wearing leather boots, and since I'll be on the bike, I'll be on a leather seat wearing leather gloves, buffalo hide chaps, a leather belt, and anything else I can find that involves dead animals. Unfortunately, my jacket is a synthetic kevlar based material. |