| Wait until I tell you how she got those trapped coal miners out of the collapsed shaft in West Virginia or how she stopped the runaway stage coach inches before it went off the cliff.
Well, that last one might have been the Lone Ranger. But I swear I saw a hint of purple under his hat.
She also flew into outer space with a bunch of oil rig drillers and planted a nuclear bomb in a meteor that was crashing towards earth. That damned Bruce Willis got all the credit, though. |