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Originally Posted by Beathag_McMahon  There must be one cute Republican out there somewhere. Pillow talk would be a bitch though... |
Him: "Honey, you know that trip to Italy you've been wanting?"
Her (slightly breathless) "Yesss???"
Him: "Well, I managed to lay off 500 workers from the factory today, so we are going to Italy next week!"
Her: "OMG! Take me, take me now!"
Five minutes of bland, missionary style sex begins here (in the dark and under the covers of course).